I am bearded; I am graduate student. Smell my niche?

I am in London. I am a graduate student. I am increasing my vocabulary. I am writing lots of things like this. I am meeting new people. I am intentionally neglecting the past. I still feel divorced from the present. I promise to be better in the future. I look like this:

Enjoy your worries, you may never have them again. So do me a favor and shop at Amazon.