this website’s a prison, these broken blogs aren’t your friend

Dear Readers:

I was planning dramatic reenactments of events long past! Reinvigorating this blog with a shot of vitamin Alec. Alas, this blog is thoroughly broken: I cannot retrieve my email, video’s will not work, and various elements of design are fucked.

I apologize. I will come again and I will try to get this fucking thing working. But it may involve some bumpy steps and profuse profanity.

Sincerely yours,
Alec