Neutral Milk Hotel

Neutral Milk Hotel is another sweet band that makes a lot of songs the white right people like. They came out in the mid-90’s but you probably never heard of them until you read this sweet blog cause you’re pretty unhip and were too busy thinking Jack White was still relevant. Anyway, it’s a bunch of white dudes who make music that’s all about being emotional while having a beard. Here are some killer tracks that you can listen to while you drift further away from reality so if someone asks you why you’re acting particularly aloof, you can say “I’ve been re-examining the messages of Neutral’s first EP”:

Also if you like to be creeped out by Anne Frank tributes, this is the YouTube video for you:

This is what they look like (judge accordingly):

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In conclusion, Neutral Milk Hotel is a land of contradictions and maize.

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  1. alec says:

    This was funny. “Being emotional while having a beard” — comedy gold. Where the fuck are my yes men? I demand sycophants!!!!

    ps. it is pathetic I am replying to my own post. I hate you all.

  2. Syco #1 says:

    I lurv it and I lurv you, please make me more blog posttings for me to read!

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