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The Pledge of Resistance

We believe that as people living
in the United States it is our
responsibility to resist the injustices
done by our government,
in our names

Not in our name
will you wage endless war
there can be no more deaths
no more transfusions
of blood for oil

Not in our name
will you invade countries
bomb civilians, kill more children
letting history take its course
over the graves of the nameless

Not in our name
will you erode the very freedoms
you have claimed to fight for

Not by our hands
will we supply weapons and funding
for the annihilation of families
on foreign soil

Not by our mouths
will we let fear silence us

Not by our hearts
will we allow whole peoples
or countries to be deemed evil

Not by our will
and Not in our name

We pledge resistance

We pledge alliance with those
who have come under attack
for voicing opposition to the war
or for their religion or ethnicity

We pledge to make common cause
with the people of the world
to bring about justice,
freedom and peace

Another world is possible
and we pledge to make it real

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Take Time

Hello friends and foes, one and all! First and foremost, PBH has seen some major revisions and tweaks recently that we hope will upgrade and facilitate the enjoyment of using this site. We have added some new regular contributors including Expo with Alec, Lucian, Eric, Jesse, and Kit still contributing regularly. Sexy and Disgraceful has also been fine tuned for everyone’s pleasure as well.

Secondly, as we grow larger, PBH continues to look for new contributors for our site. We are particularly interested in someone fluent in international relations or blog ‘punditry’, but honestly, anyone can sign up. Literally, anyone can sign up, and we encourage you to do so.

Thirdly, we appreciate the comments and feedback. Comments no long require email addresses (though we’d never spam you to begin with) and we have tried to facilitate commenting in general. Commenting not only promotes discussion but encourages the writers for PBH — if we are stimulating your cortex or making you laugh enough that we induce your involvement, we’re doing our jobs!

Anyway, from all of us at PBH, thanks for checking out our site. We’ll continue to update and upgrade, and we look forward to continued patronage.

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Communist Party!!!!!!!!!! Jagermeister and Leninism for all.

I NEED THIS SHIRT.

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A Case of Mistaken Identity

In light of Facebook disabling my account for using an alias, I had to switch my account to my real name — Alec Baldwin! This has meant new “who are you” messages, but in a recent development, one of the odder messages I’ve ever received:

Um, if you’re thee A.B., then I have something to say: As a Lobbyist for a conservative thinktank in Washington, DC, your personal passion for all things unpatriotic and unAmerican is the biggest turnoff to me…and I want to dislike you…BUT…you are such a talented actor…not to mention a very, VERY sexy man…that I cannot help but hate to love you. Thank you for making my Thursday nights on 30 Rock, baby. Please, just stop the political rants–as ignorance is not your best feature–however, your eyes, hair, smile and quick witted banter are….just abosolutely sublime.

So, may I be your token conservative friend?

If this is not thee A.B.– get a life and claim it as your own. There’s simply no need to pretend you are a misguided liberal with brilliant, comedic timing.

The self-described uber-conservative and culture-warrior turned actor-stalker is Julie Neff, a Liberty University graduate and a lobbyist for CWA (Concerned Women for America). The CWA is an organization that helps “people focus on six core issues, which we have determined need Biblical principles most and where we can have the greatest impact. At its root, each of these issues is a battle over worldviews.” Biblical inspiration, of course, amounts to preventing homosexuals from having civil rights, making sure abortions are only available to minorities and infidels, and encoding all of their video samples into an unheard of and unplayable Windows Media format. Oh, and also railing against network broadcast shows for talking about getting laid and other perverted things that baby Jesus doesn’t approve of and forewarning girls about the ‘transformation zone’, aka the vagina (what the fuck is a transformation zone??).

The point is that the internet is weird and is now being populated with Christians, even though the Bible strictly forbids science, technology, and other forms of wizardry. With that being said, get your heathen ass over to facebook and add me as a friend:

Prose Before Ho's Facebook profile

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A Knife in the Heart of Valentine’s Day

The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays

The Victim: A decorated ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ banner and the 900 or so cohabitants of the cafeteria during the lunch period.

The result:

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