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message.cpp

/*
* Baby, let’s implement these methods together. Please, won’t you let me see your private members?
*/

int main() {
ASSERT(OrianeIsGreat);
Guy me = Guy::HookersForJesus;
Girl you = Girl::OrianeIsGreat;

int heart = me->say(you, “what’s a girl like you doing in a Web2.0 place like this?”);
if (heart <3)
HappilyTogether we = you + me;
else
me->MurderSuicide();
return LOVE;
}

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hot sex and love in my petition
signed sealed and sent to your position now

and all I want is your memory
a setting song to this melody

these words these words are my admission
at nights I dreamt that we’d be kissin

how all of the flowers they all burst in may
and of my god if I could speak I’d say

these days and nights are long
but the hours fade away to say

I’ve been waiting for you

one candy coated kiss is killin
my baby loves me but she’s missin out

stuck in the back of the scenery
painted she weeps just like a willow tree

one step towards hell and I am running
don’t trip don’t fall just be forgiving

dao and though the road leads from these memories
soaked in the thought of this melody

remember the words you’ve said
remember the feelings you’ve lost
swim with me round my head
be with me till the last drop’s gone

gone like the rites of spring
gone like the fall leaf’s coloring
gone like the summer nights
gone is the winter’s stormy white

you are a fire burning bright
and I am just recovering

we took a last look at the sea as we
pushed away
took the lsat train to nowhere
going fast

your eyes burn true
don’t look so blue

but all I could see was sky
around me
endless sky and endless distance
from me to you

we’ll all be gone
I’ll soon be gone

but though I am more than this
it shocks me when I hear you say

I’ve been waiting for you

so baby won’t you be my missus
then maybe this won’t sound so vicious
bitch

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Back in DC

Oh home again. The flight into National was alright, except I was late getting to the gate because I got some food and was slow about eating it. I was slow about eating it because the Peruvian behind the counter was chatting me up for a while. So I was late getting to the gate and the gatekeeper yelled at me and I got inside and sat down and they closed the doors and said please turn off your phones now. Then I realized I had forgotten my phone at the security checkpoint. Damn. Thanks to my company I now how a work phone, so I have been using that and I was able to talk to the Indy airport and they are holding my phone for me for when I get back.

So I signed my lease with Fountain Park earlier on Friday, it’s a nice studio by the woods. It’s a bit expensive, but it’s a nice place and it’s a quick walk to work, even quicker than what I do now. It’s also close to Marsh and the post office. I can walk everywhere, I don’t care if gas goes to $4. I also paid my brother’s deposit for IU. Originally he was going to go to Costa Rica with Miss Tara, but he’s gotten into some legal trouble. He and my dad think he should go to IU, the only place he got into, but my mom thinks he should stay at home and get some therapy. She’s totally gay for therapy, even though as far as I can tell she’s still fuckin insane. I guess she throws stuff less.

I have training on Monday through Friday. It’s in Columbia, so I have an hour commute each way. In high school, I used to work at a place in Columbia, so I am quite familiar with the drive. Learning to drive in the DC metro area was interesting.

I had Tara Thai today. It’s so fucking good. I wish I had been able to bring Tara, because come on, that’d be funny and I think she’d really enjoy it. I also watch the Wilco movie I am trying to break your heart. It was too long and too much of a Wilco wank fest. It made the Wilco guys seem really pretentious in my opinion. It was interesting to see them work though. All in all worthwhile.

It made me want to finish our damn record. It’s going to be good I think. I’m also excited about our new songs. It’s weird how certain songs just fit right into place, while you kindof have to massage others to work. I think this record is going to be really cool though. I want to try to get as many people to listen to it. I want people to sing along sometime. That’d be fun.

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Yay, the onion reprinted my favorite article of all time:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540?issue=4227&special=1998

On a side note, it’s hard to believe it’s been 8 years.

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haiku

baby baby babe
baby baby baby babe
baby baby babe

tits tits tits tits tits
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
intellectual

licking her asshole
I was too drunk to think right
even in this dream

your shame your shame mine
wrong thinking wrong feeling me
don’t cry don’t cry love

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