The best solution: just be wealthy…even though our policies work hard to hoard away any shred of possibility of wealth accumulation and upward mobility from you.
So he smoked crack. And yeah, he’s the mayor of the most populous city in Canada. So what? Maybe Rob Ford wouldn’t have been led to take a few puffs on the crack pipe if all those lamestream media jerks hadn’t stressed him out so much with their incessant nagging. From the “oriental” work ethic to the facts behind AIDS transmission, the porcine and pinkish mayor is filled with rich insights into the intricacies of the world…if only we’d get over the crack and give him a chance! Rob, we’re rooting for you.
Hopefully they’re all running off a cliff.
It’s called being born.
Pro tip: if you want to be treated well by the conservative elite, be either a fetus or a large, well-monied body. Otherwise, you’re just a mass to be manipulated, exploited and demonized.
Take a good look, desirers of change: this is the “moderate” 2016 presidential contender championed by mainstream pundits on the daily. It’s a shame, too, because I bet that were there major campaign donations to be made by sixth graders, Christie would be all about improving the public school system.
