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Former Fetus Seeks Charity, Denied

Former Fetus

Nice try, mooch. They only care about you when you’re not around to contribute to the menace of the zombie Nanny State.

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The Democracy Scam

Democracy Scam

That’s the funny thing about voting: sometimes, when the individual you vote for wins and enters office, he or she can act according to your will and to advance life, liberty and prosperity. Assholes.

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Crossfire: Featuring Jesus And The GOP

Crossfire

A little bit of an awkward moment for so-called Christian conservatives, amirite?

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Ted Cruz, An American Original

Ted Cruz America

Also, only in America would none of this be obvious to a majority of the electorate.

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Libertarians In Heaven

Libertarians Heaven

Another “invisible hand” is responsible for determining the number of people who go to heaven, and shockingly enough there’s no scarcity in space. WEIRD.

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