Try, try again, until you fail and find Jesus
If there’s one thing we can all learn about life, is that if first you don’t succeed, try, try again. But if you try again and you fail, turn to your religion of choice. Because if you’re bad enough at your profession, make believe God wants you to function as his prophet or servant, or whatever. And that’s exactly what unknown Baldwin, Stephen, is doing now — turning his non-existent career into Jesus Slavedom. Check out this prime interview Stephen Baldwin had with Radar online, sharing his intimate thoughts on Tom Cruise, Democrats, and ‘fun’.
You know exactly what he’s thinking:
Radar: Because you’re born-again.
SB: Just because I’m born-again doesn’t mean I have to have the Ten Commandments memorized. See, that’s the bad rap the born-again thing has gotten. What being born-again means for me is that I’m having so much fun in this interview that we’re not going to go out and get an 8-ball of blow tonight and go crazy. That’s what born again means to me: Inasmuch as I’d like to do that, gosh, I’ll just go home and read some scripture with the wife.Radar: The 8-ball sounds like fun, though.
SB: Of course it does!
Aka blow blow blow I still want some blow can I have some blow where can I get some blow (for jesus?)
And how much he’d like to give Tom Cruise a spicy Jesus tuna roll (isn’t that a handjob from a Catholic priest???)
Radar: Interesting. What’s your take on Tom Cruise, who’s also gotten some flak for his faith.
SB: Let me just start a little trouble here. On the Hollywood list of people I pray for often, Tom Cruise is probably No. 1. All I have to say to Tom is, God bless ya, I hope you’re having fun. But I’d love through Radar magazine to throw a gauntlet down to Mr. Cruise. I’d love to break bread with him and pray with him, and I’d love for the Holy Spirit of God to reveal the truth to him. That would be an awesome thing. I remember Tom back in the day. I did Born on the Fourth of July with him. And he’s a very different guy now.Radar: In what way?
SB: That regular Joe quality seems to have been lost. When you buy enough of your own hype, then it’s not who you are anymore. It becomes about how you’re perceived. I’d rather be young little sweet little Jesus Freak Stevie B any day of the week. Seriously though, can you put us together? Can we get a little sushi together? I’d like to give him a spicy Jesus roll.
