spoil system aplenty

with the pick of Harriet Miers and personal experience with some of the more elite branches of government, i have concluded that the main ineptitude of the American bureaucracy is the dependency on hierarchy and the overwhelming syphocancy. also, people fall asleep during meetings between top officials at intelligence agencies (videos coming sometime)

also, a conversation between two government employees on an early friday afternoon:

1: can’t let the boy see me playing hooky from work
2: haha you at work?
1: no
1: are you?
2: nope

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TV rots your brain, commercials rot your soul

I, too must confess my weakness for vapid reality television programming–my guiltiest pleasure being Laguna Beach. However, equally entertaining–to me, at least–are the commercials that fill the gaps between the footage of those kids being rich and attractive together. My favorite is the one for Valtrex, which features an attractive, soft-voiced woman who posits: “Dealing with genital herpes can be a real hassle.” I crack up every time. A hassle is mislaying your keys or picking the wrong line in the supermarket checkout. An incurable STD, the symptoms of which include painful burning and oozing pustules–that’s a fucking disaster! Why are the people in these commercials always hiking or running on a beach? For accuracy’s sake, shouldn’t they been shown on their knees in the stall of some gas station bathroom? I guess maybe that wouldn’t make for such a good ad.

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New Calendar

I am officially moving away from the Jeudo-Christian calendar to the French Revolution calendar.

This is because the French chopped off the heads of clergy and nobles, and also because I am an elitist liberal prick.

Today is 12 Vendémiaire CCXIV.

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TV rots your brain

Sadly I am destined to be overweight and perform patheticly in school. If only we had known! Life is a cruel joke

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Vin Diesel is better than YOU!!

vin

Vin Diesel likes his coffee like he likes his women – Colombian and crushed into powder.

and other fun facts about the greatest threat to humanity since the bush administration

Vin Diesel

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