my latest masturbation fantasy

Ed Norton

oh so you’re related to Ed Norton eh?
that must be sooo cool
so tell me, what are some of his favorite hobbies?
does he like:
moonlit walks on the beach?
does he like:
candlelit dinners for two?
because I do
I do.
tell him I do.
will you do that for me?
the next time you see him
at your other uncle’s wedding?
can you tell him I think of him daily and that I know that if he just gave us a chance it could really work I mean really work
we could become us could become one
tell him I love his movies
wait, where are you going?
I thought we had something, the two of us…


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