Why Are People Watching Fox News?

This originally appeared on Alec’s first blog, The Bongo, back in September 2000 in an attempt to create an Onion-style infograph on the rise of Fox News.

More and more people are watching the O’Reilly Factor on Fox News. But why are people watching this show? We have the answers:

Filling in the hour of life void of slam jamming or drop kicks

10%
Unsure of own worthless views; must believe in others.

5%
Provides beautiful background noise while being molested by a priest

5%
"No Spin Zone" provides different spin on everyone elses spin by using Bill O’Reilly’s spin

5%
Desire an independent news source that will only show things from the "right" point of view

20%
Confuse Rupert Murdoch with God, must follow his will

5%
Need someone to share irrational views with

15%
Vicariously hating black people through O’Reilly’s attacks on Jesse Jackson

10%
Helping O’Reilly live American dream, "If you’re a schmuck, you can do anything"

5%
Millions of American people are stupid, need back up form of representation if George Bush falls into a well

10%
Only man who follows the people’s anthem of "less rationalism, more facism"

5%
Realized being a hypocrite is only fun with others
5%

       

[tags]fox news, why people watch fox news, bill o’reilly, rupert murdoch, conservatives, republicans, infograph, humor, political humor[/tags]

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    You must have asked the question of why do you think people watch O’reilly becauase if his viewers said that I would be in the minority. http://hegrins.blogspot.com/2010/11/hidden-agenda-of-sec.html

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