Drifts to my displeasure

Fall has fallen
And Summer has set
Winter has come
Much to my regret.

Now in this season
I sit at my station
With cold, clammy hands comes
Uncomfortable masturbation.


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  1. alec says:

    are you sitting on your hand for 30 minutes and performing the stranger?

  2. StiflyStiferson says:

    Im more of a danger wanker

  3. Beetle says:

    StiflyStiferson you know how to cut to the core of me

  4. alec says:

    Haha, what the hell is a danger wanker? Is that when you like do it in traffic or something?

  5. StiflyStiferson says:

    Danger Wank – The art of tossing off and while you are about to come, shouting downstairs to your mom or wife / family member to come up to see you, then you have to finish off and clear up before you are caught and scolded.

  6. alec says:

    Hahahaha, gross. Do you pull that on Kit?

  7. StiflyStiferson says:

    Im more of a Dutch Oven man when it comes to my brother.

  8. alec says:

    Your brother looks like a dirty sanchez kind of boy to me

  9. StiflyStiferson says:

    Well, word has it Kit is a purveyor of the Afterburner – Get well-positioned with your partner. Missionary or doggystyle works best here. Just as you cum, cut a huge fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two.

  10. serenity now says:

    clam masturbation across the nation

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