Jesus was a community organizer…. Pontius Pilate was a governor.

It’s times like these you learn to live again
It’s times like these you give and give again
It’s times like these you learn to love again
It’s times like these, time and time again

I, I’m a new day rising
I’m a brand new sky to hang the stars upon tonight
But I, I’m a little divided
Do I stay or run away and leave it all behind

It’s times like these you learn to live again
It’s times like these you give and give again
It’s times like these you learn to love again
It’s times like these, time and time again

The huddled masses have been awaiting my political endorsement as if it were Groundhog’s day and my announcement should bring either extended famine or gracious reprieve. Be anxious no longer for my word is upon you. I gladly endorse the only democratic candidate who is both qualified and electable: obviously John Edwards is our man…. whats that? he already dropped out? Alas, my timing isn’t what it used to be. Well, I always thought he’d make a good Vice President as well…. whats that? he said VP doesn’t interest him? Buckle up then folks, its gonna be a bumpy ride. Plenty of polarized politics to go around for everyone. Don’t expect any middle ground; these candidates are prepared to swing far and wide if thats what it takes to distinguish themselves. Perhaps that was Edward’s downfall; he was just too likable, too much a man of the people. Reminding the middle class that exploitative elitists pose more threat to their way of life than terrorists just didn’t strike enough fear into the populace. As if America needs another decade or two of foreign turmoil before our domestic shortcomings become apparent. America is no stranger to electing the aged; perhaps Edwards will have the courage to run again by 2016. We should be so lucky.

Here I go! Geronimo! Vertigo to free fall
The girl sets my heart racing, but my engine is stalled
Now I pace myself ’cause I gotta stay in front man
Blast like an astronaut, crash like a stunt man
To worlds where witty boys get the pretty girls they merit
But she holds the saddle, the stick, the carrot
So I rise like degrees in July or fall faster
Luck is a lady, but I wouldn’t put it past her
As she fills me with thrills like a roller coaster Or slams me with amps
like a bath with a toaster
Now my knees are shaking and I find my spine is gone
From holding up the pedestal that I’ve put her on
I should’ve studied science cause I tend to forget
That for every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction
Well I must’ve slept through that one, cause now I’m on thin ice with
no traction

Little Birdie, Little Birdie

Come, sing to me your song,

I’ve a short time to stay here,

And a long time to be gone,

 

I’d rather be in some dark hollow,

Where the sun don’t ever shine,

Than to see you be someone’s darlin’

And to know you’ll never be mine,

 

Little Birdie, Little Birdie,

What makes you fly so high,

It’s because my own true love,

Is waiting in the sky,

 

Little Birdie, Little Birdie,

Come sing to me your song,

—OK so we all know FOX news is biased; no need for persuasion, this simply highlights their laughable attempt to pass off propaganda as actual news…. Look at this Poll of registered voters written by FOX news and conducted on their behalf by Opinion Dynamics Corp. (900 participants hardly makes any survey legitimate, especially when the questions are so outlandishly biased)

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Most people — 87 percent — say they have said a prayer for the troops, and another 77 percent have prayed for the war in Iraq to end. A much smaller 54 percent majority of Americans say they have prayed for the president.

Missing shipments and unreported exposures of anthrax, plague, Ebola, encephalitis, bird-flu, and monkey pox…. in America. No wonder we can’t find WMD’s abroad, you’d think the gov’t would want to find the evidence in Iraq, if for nothing else than to appease the American public but I suspect the don’t give a shit. They can’t even keep it from going missing in America.

These federally funded labs are inspected only once every three years. In 4 years there have been 100 reported accidents in 44 labs in 24 states with more than 24 incidents still being investigated. On top of that there are many unreported incidents.

Heres the link

Steroids have been in circulation in the sporting world for decades. The recent news relating to steroids and professional wrestling have me in a conflict of interest. This debate is nearly tired, but my perspective requires clarification. Being somewhat libertarian, I am of the opinion that whatever you put in your body is your business. However, as a competitive athlete, I do believe that the integrity of competition is severely compromised by the use of steroids.

 China Criticizes American Products for Safety???? 

OOOh our soybeans have some grass and dirt? Thats because we grew them in the ground, not in ethlyene di benzene carcinogenerate . Well at least somebody died for this; I am referring to China’s head of the Food and Drug Safety, not the hundreds of victimized children, pets, and unsuspecting practicers of toothbrushing.

Let us list the recent affronts to human health China’s system of capitalist exploitation has led to, not including child labor laws. Some are more offensive than others.

2005 Thirteen babies died of malnutrition after being fed powdered milk that had no nutritional value.

He does have a sense of humor… who’d of thought? Seriously though, I can’t stop watching these. BTW, that is not God pictured above. Click play to begin your personal relationship with His Holiness.

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This site has absorbed me for two whole days. In order to prevent massive insomnia I have provided a best of:

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With all the conspiracy theories and talk of secrecy the administration has now taken a different strategy… Reverse psychology. This is a clip from the most reliable source of White House policy… Fox News.

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