BREAKING: the scene in Kiev and Crimea is basically an apocalypse in a trapper’s hat!
But really, just think how much worse Americans’ knowledge of geography would be if we didn’t get our hands all up in foreign conflicts. Nightmarish.
Jesus loves theists just as much as he loves atheists. But Saint Peter isn’t as generous. If you’re a jerk–believer or not–you’ll have better luck landing a single in the Red Roof Inn than you will the pearly gates.
In a bold move that definitely doesn’t suggest that Facebook Messenger is an abject failure or that Facebook big wigs are fearful of competition, social media master Mark Zuckerberg recently slipped $19 billion into the hands of 55 Whatsapp employees. Now, Zuck is the proud possessor of a simple messaging application best known for, err, we aren’t really sure. But we do know that for $19 billion, he could have…funded NASA for an entire year. Or, you know, had a really sweet art collection.