Mistake number one was signing up for Twitter. First off, some asshole already took ProseBeforeHos. Second, if there has ever been an enabler for people to be complete dip shits, its Twitter.
Anyway, I was trying to check out people’s feeds (mistake number two), and I came across Man Bear Pig aka Al Gore’s Twitter feed. Dear lord. Talk about narcissistic “Look I’m changing the world so pay attention to me” Bill Clinton wanna-be. His stream is bad enough (Al Gore is saving the world because climate change… the heat… you know… when I went up and down on that thing… in my movie… you know, with the polar bears!!!), but look at his god damn smug ass picture:
