Love to post the most
Intoxicated rantings
These poems trump, bitches
I see many roads
What poses danger to us?
Hidden agendas
Eternal seascape
Our fortress may soon erode
Fear can never end
Seasons change so fast
Harming now without remorse
Does nature value?
Boss: This is the DJ 3000. It plays CDs automatically, and it has three distinct varieties of inane chatter.
[presses a button]
DJ 3000: [stilted] Hey, hey. How about that weather out there?
Woah! _That_ was the caller from hell.
Well, hot dog! We have a weiner.
Bill: Man, that thing’s great!
Marty: _Don’t_ praise the machine!
Boss: If you don’t get that kid an elephant by tomorrow, the DJ 3000gets your job.
[Marty punches it]
DJ 3000: Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
Bill: [laughs] How does it keep up with the news like that?
Well, this is the first post of News to Make You Blue. The basic premise of this is pretty self-evident — there is plenty of news in the world, and most of it centers on what a shitty place the earth is to live on. So why not cash in the chips and submit to defeatism?
This will be a daily collection of links that will open your eyes and crush your ideals — free of charge (minus the saturation with ads and the cost of your soul). So it begins:
Defrauding Indian tribes. And I thought giving Indians bad treaties stopped in the 1800’s, guess not.
Bob Woodward sells his soul. It’s like he won the Superbowl with Watergate, and has been doing puff pieces and beer commercials ever since.
Ariel Sharon quits the party he started Good for him though, because brainless right-wing Israelis deserve to be locked in their own unelectable and hopefully unrepresented box.
GM to Cut 30,000 jobs, under-worked and over-paid seek relocation plan The gravy train is about to end for a lot — poor productivity and shitty cars means tough times for 35 hour union slobs. Who didn’t see this coming?
Hey, I’m no fan of Asian-driven curriculum either White flight from public schools because there are too many Asians? At least you would be taller than everyone, and you would probably win any fight you’d get into (except against the ninjas).
And finally, a good piece of news. Well, kind of. This baby panda is damn cute. So cute in fact, that I woke up to try to get tickets to see him. Guess what? Too bad. They were already gone by 11 am. I guess I’ll just be sneaking into the zoo in my underwear at 4 am, as usual.
And that’s today folks.
Patrician – n. 1. A person of refined upbringing, manners, and tastes.
2. A member of an aristocracy; an aristocrat.
3. A member of one of the noble families of the ancient Roman Republic, which before the third century B.C. had exclusive rights to the Senate and the magistracies.
4. Used as a title for members of a class of honorary nobility appointed by the Byzantine emperors.
5. A member of the hereditary ruling class in the medieval free cities of Italy and Germany.
As I’ve been living at home I’ve come to realize how ridiculous it is to have freedom during college and come back to being under parental rule once again. Of course you can still demean your younger sister, but has certainly lost its luster.. The real topic here is the dad. Over the course of the Summer and there have been a few random incidents that were awkward and also hilarious w/my father.
My dad knows that I am into Japanese everything so he asked one of his co workers if he could borrow this cult classic japanese film, Called Tetsuo the Iron Man. This film is ridiculous, we deffinetly did not finish it. At one moment you see some crazy guy in a metal cage the next he’s shoving iron into his legs blood everywhere. There is no story line minus that there is a guy and a girl and the previous crazy guy in a metal cage who doens’t make sense. The more awkward moments w/my dad came when the woman came in to play. In black and White she basically wields a gigantic metal parts assorted penis and slams about 4 feet into this guys butt… ya this is much worse than watching the latest kotex period commercial w/ur parentals.. o it gets better though. Then that turned out to be a dream only to be the preview to my next nightmare of awkwardness w/my father.. Let me just say I don’t get weirded out to easy but this was ridiculous.. The next part is basically Tetsuo and her having sex all hot and black and white steamy like… then his face breaks out w/metal pieces and assorted metal products keep adhering to his body…This is the kicker though, finally about a 2 foot long foot wide penis pops out of his pants and starts spinning like a top, he tries to pursue his once horny lover while she fights his drill like dick off w/a frying pan. Luckily around this time my mom and sister walked and I said welp I’m goign to my room now dad.
Recently actually just a minute ago my dad started yelling at me asking if i used the toilet I yelled back no, then my mom said she did, then he replied well i flushed it and all the stuff flowed over onto me.. Then I see him half naked peering from the door yellling at my mom “plunger this… plunger that put a sign on it ….ridiculous!”…. the shower starts….haha home life is ridiculous.
