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color me Bad(d)

Written By alec on October 10th, 2005  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

I wear headphones at the gym–not to look hard or to pump myself up, but to escape the intolerable shit they play over the PA. Yesterday, my batteries ran out so I had to do my workout sans headphones. I don’t care who you are, stand in front of a mirror doing curls with Michael Jackson’s “Bad” playing in the background and you will have to fight the urge to kick your own ass for looking like such a douche.

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    • “oh gym, i’ve been dreaming of you all day”. You can only guess who’s away message that way.

      Do you think Eric is right now desparately wondering, shirtless in front of a mirror, how many women he would have if he only had some biceps?

      Comment | October 12, 2005