What Evil Carl Sagan Would Look Like

Everything Wrong With Planned Parenthood In Two Handy Charts

You read right: not only does abortion comprise a whopping 3% of all services provided to godless Planned Parenthood patrons, but the center’s STD tests are 95% cheaper than that provided by a private insurer.

Jesus On Incentives

Yeah, man. Nothing creates parasitic dependency like a little compassion and kindness.

This Handy Flow Chart Explains GOP Reactionary Remarks

I’d call it more linear (Obama does X, Republicans cry Y), but obfuscation of the point makes for great artifice.

“Obama’s Coming For Your Guns!!!!” Sale

Obama’s nonexistent, extrajudicial quest for yer guns: keeping local gun establishments in business for years.