http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/29/AR2008112902045.html?hpid=topnews&sub=AR

How’s a squirrel to eat if there aren’t any motherfucking acorns? Watch out for killer squirrels is all I’m trying to say. First bees, and now acorns. Mother Nature is fucking weird.

I don’t know how to deal. Jesus, here we are at camp and there are no spitoons in this fucking spitoon. Yeah brah! Supercool! You pnched me in the face two or three times, it was a bobblehead moment, please don’t hit me any more. That was a joke, come on. On my blog. Liveblog. Drunk ok, bye.

From Geek Tyrant comes the news that Sam Mendes (of American Beauty fame) will be directing a new movie based on Preacher, which is one of the most twisted and awesome comic book series I have ever read. This has got me all fluttered and twitterpated, are you ladies as wet as I am?

Well the Obamarama finished, now it’s time for baseball!

It’s bottom of the 6th because that northeaster destroyed the end.

The Phils managed to score somehow, and now lead 3-2.

Howard pops out to end after a great job baserunning. It’s ad time baby.

ESPN China has some ads about UEFA, that shits pretty interesting. Anyone want to go see the Red Bulls?

Eric Fensler (of GI Joe PSA and TRS-80 fame) teamed up with the Eric of Tim and Eric to make an amazing music video. There’s also another music video that Tim/Eric’s Eric did for a group called The Bird and The Bee (they did that song Again & Again that I popular on college radio) that’s on that page. I had never thought about how Tim/Eric and Fensler share an aesthetic, but I guess they are both really into paying homage/parodying retro lo-fi.

Perusing FenslerFilm’s YouTube, I came across a music video E. Fensler did for a guy named Ariel Pink, who seems to be playing the musical equivalent to this retro lo-fi style. The first song I heard, “Politely Declined“, made me turn down my speakers because of the extreme overdriven, overdubbed cassette tape sound. It’s a fun song, but I don’t know if I could listen to it on a regular basis. “

So there is a shitload of drama surrounding Bristol Palin’s pregnancy. Specifically, is this actually her second time being pregnant, and is “Twig,” VPILF’s supposed fifth child, actually Bristol’s child. The Philly Daily News breaks it down:

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/features/27755734.html

This is my favorite part, it’s the “what if they aren’t lying” scenario:

In April, reportedly 36 weeks pregnant, Palin flew to Dallas to give a speech. Before the speech, she began to leak amniotic fluid. Tough Alaska moose-hunter that she is, she gave the speech anyway. She called her family doctor, who is not an OB-GYN, who allegedly told her it would be OK to fly back to Alaska. For the record, there are hospitals in Dallas.

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