Is there anything more glorious than the Keyboard Cat? Doubtful. So here are my top 5 favorite Keyboard Cat videos:
5. Spiderman! Breaks his collar bone
4. Gargoyles! In Jesus’ name I pray…
3. Worst Marriage Proposal Ever
2. The Original (That’ll do, keyboard cat, that’ll do…)
1. Glenn Beck Guest Passout
Originally on PBH2.
I don’t know much of art, good taste, or ‘common decency’, but in my estimations, Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat is the greatest website ever known to man.
Observe:
Did you fucking see that? Did nails just come out of your soul because you’re a robot? The cat… it played the god damn keyboard. Do you even comprehend that? COULD YOU COMPREHEND THAT?
Whoever you are, Cat Playing Keyboard creator, I will marry you and adamantly follow whatever cult you lead (as long as its based on keyboard cats).
Today’s link of the day is The Seminal. More accurately, the link of the day is their valiant effort to poke those white-breed, Tea Party having Christian-right fucks right in between the eyes. Get a full dose of their Tea Party shenanigans over here.
PS. In the last picture, J-Ro looks like Pontus from Jackass. This would have been an epic troll if he had thrown off his pants to reveal a thong, a la party boy.
Today is Hipster Hatred day at PBH, so the link o’ the day is Look at this fucking hipster. This site features pictures of hipsters in their natural urban environs, on the way to bars and parties to show off their tremendous style. Witness:
“A dance party divided against itself cannot stand.” – Gaybraham Lincoln
This is possibly the greatest thing ever created. End of story.
The link of the day is HollaDaddy, which features some delicious (albeit malicious) baiting of the less-refined individuals on MySpace. For example:
Ouch… and the whole site features these zingers. So go check it out. Or not.
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