America, this is half of your country: “Terrorist” “Arab” “Kill Him”. Maybe we shouldn’t just be scared of November 4th, but of what will happen if Obama wins too.

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John McCain: Who is the real Barack Obama?
Redneck Republican: A TERRORIST!!

Also known as Dey dook der jobs:

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This is certainly real, according to the Telegraph:

JUST like humans, small primates can acquire a taste for alcohol - and behave in a similar fashion when under its influence, scientists have discovered.

A controversial research project that involves giving alcohol to 1,000 green vervet monkeys has found that the animals divide into four main categories: binge drinker, steady drinker, social drinker and teetotaller.

The vast majority are social drinkers who indulge in moderation and only when they are with other monkeys - but never before lunch - and prefer their alcohol to be diluted with fruit juice.
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The irony, of course, being that that the man to her left during her statement, John McCain, is the oldest person to run for President at the age of 72.

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“There’s not a single good reason for any worker, especially any union member, to vote against Barack Obama. And there is only one really really bad reason to vote against Barack Obama, and that’s because he’s not white. And I want to talk about that issue because I saw it myself…”

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COURIC: What other Supreme Court decisions [than Roe v. Wade] do you disagree with?

PALIN: Well, let’s see. There’s –of course –in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings, that’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American. And there are–those issues, again, like Roe v Wade where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So you know–going through the history of America, there would be others but–

COURIC: Can you think of any?

A New Obama Ad Takes On McCain’s Association With CEO’s and Golden Parachutes:

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“If John McCain wins, this woman will be one 72-year-old’s heartbeat away from being President of the United States, and if that doesn’t scare the hell out of you, it should.”

“I’m 65 and I have been covering politics for a long time. That is one of the most pathetic pieces of tape I have ever seen from someone aspiring to one of the highest offices in this country.”

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Dear God. She doesn’t know the word ‘mocking’ and thinks that living in close proximity to another country means you have ‘foreign policy experience’. This dumb bitch makes George Bush look smart. And I mean that.

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“Star spangled is going on right now — I don’t even celebrate that shit. I’m black, god damnit! Barack Obama!” — Josh Howard, keeping shit real.

Also known as:

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The rape ‘joke’ [source]:

Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die?

When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’

And his Chelsea Clinton joke:

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.”

– Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner June 1998. [source]