Book Ideas

With successful electronic publishing a growing phenomenon, it’s never been easier to make a ton of money by writing a book. Feel free to rip off any of the book ideas below that are guaranteed to make you rich.

• Vampire/Werewolf Fuckfest – A Fight for Your Very Important Feelings
• The Secret of the Secret and other Secrets
• Dragons, Tits, and Magical Lands – An Elfpussy Saga
• Eat, Pray, Love, Repeat
• The Knock-Knock Murders (Orange You Glad I Didn’t Kill You)

I did the hard part. So now the only question is what will you do with all of your money? Like most wealthy Americans, I’m assuming you’ll stick your dick in a pile of snow crab legs. Just make sure to save some for me.