WOTD followup

by dance party on April 24, 2009 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   1 Views  

As a follow up to Word of the Day’s post, I’d like to throw in my 2 cents and vent a little frustration. I’m really sick of all the anti-American a-holes out there who are willing to sacrifice the ideals of America, everything America stands for, and everything that makes us great so they don’t have to be afraid of the boogy man.

If you don’t like the fact that in America, you should be willing to die as a sacrifice to lady liberty every single day, then maybe you should leave the country and go somewhere safer. The patriots didn’t lay down their lives so that we could be safe at whatever the cost. Patrick Henry didn’t say give me a tall soy latte or give me skim if you’re out of soy. He said give me liberty or give me death. If you aren’t willing to die for your ideals, then what are you willing to die for?

Anyways, two other points: Firstly, I really want to see Samuel L. Jackson as Patrick Henry, saying that famous line punctuated by a forceful SLJ mothafucker. Secondly, this was my favorite comment, props be to Foxwood:

Let’s go surfin’ now
Everybody’s learnin’ how
Do some waterboardin’ with me!

Let’s go surfin’ now
Everybody’s learnin’ how
Do some waterboardin’ with me!


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alec April 24, 2009 at 11:53 PM

I got bad news for you, the boogiemen are everywhere. I’m pretty sure there’s a pedophile-Jewish-media-Islamo-fascist-communist-socialist-Barack-Obama-brown-black-Mexican-illegal-immigrant-lower-class-universal-health-care-hippie-liberal-United-Nations-French-Canada-New-York-City-San-Francisco-MSNBC-Keith-Olbermann-Christopher-Hitchens-jihadist takeover of America going on, and the only solution to cracking the case is more waterboarding.

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Kit April 25, 2009 at 12:02 AM

Talking out of turn…that’s a waterboarding. Looking out the window…that’s a waterboarding. Staring at my sandals…ooh, you better believe that’s a waterboarding

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alec April 25, 2009 at 12:18 AM

My girl wants to waterboard all the time waterboard all the time waterboard all the time

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alec April 25, 2009 at 12:20 AM

Alternative:

Running just as fast as we can
holdin’ on to one another’s hand
tryin’ to torture away the night
and then you put your arms around me
and we gag a brownie to the ground
and then you say

I think we’re alone now
there doesn’t seem to be anyone around
I think we’re alone now
shock prods to the skin is the only sound

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Kit April 25, 2009 at 12:26 AM

I like it, is John Ashcroft still in that one Congress band? I wonder if I could get him to play at my torture themed wedding.

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alec April 25, 2009 at 12:40 AM

Jessica Lynch and the Thumbs-Up For Brown Penis (Featuring John Ashcroft)

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