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The original emo king, the Herlihy boy house service:

Herlihy Boy: Hey, look who’s here! It’s nice to see you again, you look great! Let me sleep in your bed. Don’t shake your head “no”. Let me sleep in your bed. You’re not even gonna be there. Please let me sleep in your bed? Nothing weird’s gonna happen. I’ll sleep in the exact same position as you sleep. You can trust me. I’ll even wash the sheets before you come back, how’s that? Please?

Mr. O’Malley: Sweet Mother of God, what is the hold up?! Let the boy sleep in your damn bed! He said he’d wash your sheets!

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    2 Comments

    • Eddie Pasternak

      Sense it makes none.

      Comment | March 15, 2009
    • It makes plenty, you’re just a rat in a clown suit.

      Comment | March 20, 2009