I declare a Fatwah against all those who play Kickball! All repressive suburban attitudes encapsulated by yuppie intrusion into urban environs is captured by this befouled game! Overprivileged white people playing a child’s game is not ironic, it is embarrassing!
Jihad On All Elements Of This Picture!!
Join the movement as we exact revenge on these colonial zionists and their bourgeoise sport! Jihad on yuppies! Jihad on kickball! Jihad jihad jihad!!!!!!
“I once saw a fat girl in a WAKA shirt sitting on the curb in front of Adams Mill crying. I pointed and laughed. I want to make them all cry.”
