Rudy Giuliani or Vampire?

Written by government_employee on June 19th, 2007 | Trackback URI |

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It’s Rudy Giuliani, creepingz on ur democracies!!!

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37 Responses to “Rudy Giuliani or Vampire?”

  1. nikolai says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    VAMPIRE! VAMPIRE! VAMPIRE!!!

  2. Lil'Gothling says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    Purrrr, Lil’Gothling likes big Ghouliani vampire!

  3. nikolai says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    GHOULiani! GHOULiani! GHOULiani!!!

  4. Robert M. says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    I can’t decide which one is scarier!

  5. Steve O says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    You forgt the one from Salems Lot. I think he definately looks like him. Gawd I despise this man for everything he isn’t.

    Just the fact that he is running his campain on the 9/11 footing is appalling.

  6. Ranger 6 says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    There’s NO freakin’ way a two, or is is, three time Charlatan “husband” is EVER going to rise above his WOP background and become President of this formerly GREAT country, especially when he wobbles around on his political “positions” more than a frog in a blender! The obviously clear choice for the Republican Presidential nominee is Senator Fred Dalton Thompson so y’all get on that bandwagon to get the USA straightened out and back on course, as we’ve been drifting far too long under the current puppet and his “handlers”! OUT

  7. FreedomLover says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 4:11 pm

    Ummmm Ron Paul ‘08

  8. Prose Before Hos says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    That Pound of Cocaine Sounds Mighty Good

    Yesterday was not a good day for Rudy Giuliani. Apart from being exposed as part vampire, A report says he was kicked off the Iraq Study Group for poor attendance and his South Carolina finance chair was caught with a pound of cocaine. Now, call me cra…

  9. Anonymous Eggplant says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things… about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here’s a fact I don’t know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. It’s a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin’ through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don’t believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin’ with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That’s why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it’s absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid… now, if that’s a fact, tell me, am I lying? ‘Cause you, you’re part eggplant.

  10. KAZ says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    What is it with creepy, thuggish New York politicians?

    I mean, just look at Chuck Schumer.

    /shudder

    Those two guys look like Mussolini’s right-hand men.

    Or smarmy Mafia lawyers.

    Wait…Schumer isn’t italian, is he? What’s up with that? Is it just a slimey New York sort of thing? Moynihan wasn’t like that, he seemed like a genuinely great guy. None of the greasy, crypto-sociopathy of these two.

  11. KAZ says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    n

  12. Eggplant says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    You are a disgrace. If you were trying to be informative-slash Funny??? You failed miserably. Ignorant use of the English language and no one uses the N. word in that way. Rappers-Hip-Hop in your face to each other maybe ? but bringing Sicilians and thier bloodlines into your ?opinion. Eck… You are a moron.

  13. Jess Wundrun says:
    June 21st, 2007 at 7:22 am

    Nosferatuliani

  14. Rudy says:
    June 21st, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Eggplant you are an idiot. Anonymous Eggplant is quoting a scene from the movie True Romance. Dennis Hopper says that to Christopher Walken.

    And BTW, being of southern Italian decent, it is a fact.

  15. Robert M. says:
    June 21st, 2007 at 11:35 am

    KAZ, you forgot to include Elliot Spitzer in your list of NY slime.

  16. Free Speech says:
    June 21st, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    http://toomuchrougerudy.blogspot.com has another great Giuliani / Nosferatu comparison picture.

  17. Free Speech says:
    June 21st, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    My favorite is http://bp0.blogger.com/_Wzl9UolN7DU/RmmDkA3t5eI/AAAAAAAAAEA/C1ZvDdQ-mG4/s1600-h/nosfergiuliani.jpg

  18. KAZ says:
    June 22nd, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Hmmm…well, I haven’t followed the new governor of New York at all…doing a google image search, he doesn’t look AS greasy and sociopathic as the other two, but he certainly is a lawyer, which puts him somewhere between used car salesman and serial murderer on the scale of evilness. And that his political path was District Attourney / Attourney General probably puts him closer to the latter.

  19. actor212 says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    Nose Fur Achoo?

  20. Media Lizzy says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    OH. MY. GOODNESS. This is absolutely hilarious… kinda creeps me out! Thanks for the heads up! I’ll give a shout out on my show tomorrow!

  21. lazy iguana says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 1:05 am

    Well it does seem Rudy can stand to be in the direct sunlight. Do they make vampire sunscreen or something?

  22. Prose Before Hos says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    What University?

    “I am very, very impressed with Regent University, when I consider that it was founded just a short while ago. The number of graduates that you have and the amount of influence that you have is really, really terrific.”
    Rudy Giuliani to Pat…

  23. Starchild says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    What’s with the anti-Italian and anti-black racism? That’s totally uncalled for. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to oppose a Giuliani presidency. See for instance the following:

    This is from Paul Craig Roberts. He is a fellow at the libertarian Independent Institute.

    Giuliani Would Make a Worse President than Bush — http://www.vdare.com/roberts/070510_giuliani.htm

    Here is from Wikipedia about Mike Milken — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Milken

    From Mike Milken’s website — http://www.mikemilken.com/myths.taf

    Here is from Wikipedia about Giuliani — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Giuliani

    Paul Craig Roberts [email him] was Assistant Secretary of the Treasury in the Reagan Administration. He is the author of Supply-Side Revolution : An Insider’s Account of Policymaking in Washington; Alienation and the Soviet Economy and Meltdown: Inside the Soviet Economy, and is the co-author with Lawrence M. Stratton of The Tyranny of Good Intentions : How Prosecutors and Bureaucrats Are Trampling the Constitution in the Name of Justice. Click here for Peter Brimelow’s Forbes Magazine interview with Roberts about the recent epidemic of prosecutorial misconduct.

    Ron Paul appears to be the only Republican in the race who represents the kind of small government, pro-freedom message that Ronald Reagan once talked about. Visit RonPaulHQ.com to learn more about him.

  24. AntónioCostaAmaral (AA) says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 10:13 am

    excellent! :D

  25. Mike says:
    July 9th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    I choose Bella Legosi

  26. Lester Spence says:
    July 9th, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    this is dope. thanks for the link!! talk about separated at birth….

  27. Joe the Troll says:
    July 9th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    Here’s a link for folks that don’t like racism, but are tempted to support Ron Paul.

    http://www.latestpolitics.com/blog/2007/05/ron-pauls.html

  28. Tom says:
    July 9th, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    “Opinion polls consistently show that only about 5 percent of blacks have sensible political opinions, i.e. support the free market, individual liberty and the end of welfare and affirmative action,”Paul wrote.

    The rest enjoy stealing from your pocket through the government middle man and living in what essentially is the modern slavery.

    Also troll, you act as if we’ve never had a racist president who did great things. I’ll take a racist American over any of these socialists from either party ANY day of the week. The difference being that he’s not a king, his racism will be checked and kept out of view and policy by the massive government, special interest groups and lawsuits, but the fact will remain he is a real American. The others will, well, install socialism.

  29. GoNaderGo!!!!! says:
    July 10th, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    You had your chance with Ralph Nader! America blew it!

  30. Mcgraw/USA says:
    July 12th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    What!!!
    Are you all crazy.dumb,Irish McGraw!!!!

  31. w00t says:
    July 13th, 2007 at 10:27 am

    i don’t think Ron Paul is racist. he is trying to have practical government. from Hurricane Katrina to education and healthcare, the federal government has failed the citizens of the deep South. Federal government is becoming more and more expensive and fruitless. if we diminish the size and scope of it, states will be able to make more decisions for themselves. like growing Hemp which is legal to import but American farmers can’t grow it because the DEA says No. the federal government has it’s place but quite frankly, needs to be diminished for the good of humanity.

  32. Basil says:
    July 13th, 2007 at 10:58 am

    Heh. That’s great!

  33. Filmer says:
    July 13th, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    Joe the Troll,

    “Racism” is a meaningless PC thought stopper.

  34. MiamiBeachLarry says:
    July 18th, 2007 at 9:51 am

    Recently the New Yorker opined that Rudy looks like the Edvard Munch painting The Scream. Here’s a Wiki link to it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream. Check it out. The New Yorker comment struck a note with me, especially when Rudy is running around predicting terror attacks.

  35. 2LT.BooBoo says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 7:22 am

    I would just like to say that all of the comments made below me are… how can I get information across to children in first grade… the comments made were poo poo kids. Your all crazy and I can’t wait to see Rudy in office! GO President Giuliani!!!

  36. AlvinBlah says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 11:58 am

    If your ass was a Chinese restaurant I’d have the poo poo platter.

  37. Professor Smartass says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    My contribution to the Guiliani twin collection:

    http://fascart.blogspot.com/2007/06/rudy-giulianis-twin.html

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