What are the chances?

I know we should all be proud of Bill Clinton for saving the journalists in North Korea. Good work, whatever, etc.

But, and I’m sure I’m not the only one that’s thought this — how likely is it that those two girls are pleasuring Slick Willy on the ride back to the Land O’ Freedom? I mean, he just saved them from years of agonizing brutality and it’s a hell of a flight back from Korea to the United States. Let’s just not act surprised when they come off of the tarmac with ‘stains’ all over their DPRK prison uniforms.

Can we, for the love of G-d, talk about 9/11 more?

The american dream:

Part 3: Traveling to the World of Sheeple

Drama! Intrigue! Scandal!