Your Local Creepball turned Bureaucrat

My coworker who’s kinda creepy was talking about how when he was younger he had a gerbil. One day this gerbil bit him and he said he chased it around with a baseball bat and took care of it.

Then he proceeded to laugh nervously as me and this black lady looked at each other with the “what the fuck” look. To make the situation a little better he then said that one of the gerbils had babies and he had no idea they had so many babies so he asked his mom what to do and she told him to flush them down the toilet. And that is when he learned the true meaning of Christmas.