Times Like These

America, land of the free?
Whoever told you that is your enemy

I sing of simpler times, when we were free to have blow jobs in the Oval Office. Let us recap the non-violent American news today:

Don’t ever mess with America ever, even if what you are doing is not a crime, don’t fuck with us period.

Service your masters, who cares about morality? Let’s get real, really realistic, ends must justify means, this ism is the only real one.

Fast food politics, the theory is always prettier than the reality

Is this what the people want? Is this for the people, of the people, by the people?

I want to impeach Cheney, I am so sick of this evil feeling, but maybe it is just tax-day.

The New York Times Chronicles The Life And Times Of Rich White People

Gawker Explains The Absurd Awfulness Of The New York Times

USA, A-OK, NY Times? No Way.

Times like these