http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/29/AR2006092901334.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/30/AR2006093000282.html?nav=rss_print/asection

Maximum suckage.

I was also reading about the port huron and sharon statements, due to watching the Big Lebowski. Both seem rather dated. I think it’d be interesting to draft my own statement.