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Hey, we might have been really wrong about the WMD’s, cheerleaded some of the worst financial decisions of the past decade, and played dead during the Bush administration, but WE STILL GOTTA REPORT ON WHAT THOSE CRAZY HIPSTERS ARE DOING:

“It’s kind of an American Apparel ad come to life,” said Terence McFarland, 40, the executive director of the Los Angeles Stage Alliance, who is a regular.

On a recent Sunday, Christopher Kreiling, a 33-year-old visual artist, was among the first to arrive. It was his first time, but he already had the look down: a pair of very short white corduroy shorts, a pink-and-white striped tank top and the all-important headband.

“I just had 10 cigarettes and a coffee,” he said. “I’m like, ‘O.K., let’s go.’ ”

Good job, New York Times — Your public crusade to make everyone aware of the latest bourgeois fashion trends really makes for quality journalism! I’ll try not to laugh too much at your funeral.

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