The Link Of The Day is Die Yuppie Kick Ball, a site dedicated to eradicating the game where overgrown frat boys and dipshit sorority girls play a childs game. Highlights include:
“I work with two kickballers. They make my life hell 365 days a year. I want some fucking blood, and I wanna drink it from a skull.”
“Here’s a great idea. Let’s get 200 friendless people who went to middle-tier schools, sans social skills, get them drunk as shit, and watch them make out. Good times!”
“The workplace is now a place of non-unions and white breed people asking if the neighborhood you live in is safe (i.e how many black people live in your neighborhood). Raise The Red flag of Revolution”
Hipster + Yuppie =
Yuppie Heaven
Pretentious love letter written for an imaginary girl imagined between NYC and SFO
I Want to Kick Joe Liebermann in the Face
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