Trips to the Whorehouse and Being an Introvert

by News to Make You Blue on June 21, 2006 | Trackback URI | Email This Post | 5 Views

Ever wondered what it would be like to take a mood enhancer for an extended period of time? Well according to a writer on Slate, you become a drunk (but hey, at least you’re popular!). This reminds me (and others) why it’s nice to be an introvert.

In the most sane news I’ve heard in a while, the
Pentagon has officially decided homosexuality is a mental defect. “It is disappointing that certain Department of Defense instructions include homosexuality as a ‘mental disorder’ more than 30 years after the mental health community recognized that such a classification was a mistake”. Then again, most Pentagon officials are still battling hippies and communists (in their heads, at least).

I’ve always wanted to go to Thailand, but I didn’t know I could get rich doing it. I want to know who the hell buys jeans on Ebay, because I thought people just bought outrageous Jesus emblazoned items and broken electronics. Also, how did we get to this quote: “Two years later, bitter toward the “uncivilized” locals yet still unwilling to return to America, he sells fake Diesels to pay for expensive meals and trips to the whorehouse.” I don’t know how, but I do love it.

Do you want to read about a bunch of post-feminists arguing about the role of blowjobs in our patriarchal society? Of course you do! And in a similar, the apocalypse is on it’s way news item of the day, there is now a nicotine infused drink available.