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Saint Nick Is A Pervert Too

Saint Nick Just Wants To Watch

Did you know there is an anti-Santa Claus? His name is Krampus, a mythical creature who accompanies Saint Nicholas in various regions of the world during the Christmas season. Krampus acts as an anti–Saint Nicholas, who instead of giving gifts to good children, gives warnings and punishments to the bad children. To the surprise of few, Krampus also loves to visit the homes of well-endowed young females to dole out attentive punishments, as evidenced by the photos below:

Krampus has got a very, very large tongue

Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells. In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching by Krampus, especially of young females.

Anti-Santa Claus is also a sexual deviant

Originally on PBH3: Bizarro Santa Is Angry And Loves Spanking Young Women

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    • Check out Saint Nicholas in that first picture, he looks like a total leering pervert.

      Comment | December 21, 2009