British Handsome Versus Normal Handsome

by Piercing Glares, Enticing Stares on June 29, 2009 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   638 Views  

Good-looking by global standards:

andy roddick american British Handsome Versus Normal Handsome

Good-looking by British standards:

andy murray british ugly British Handsome Versus Normal Handsome

Or, if we were trying to derive a formula to establish what is considered attractive in Britain, it would look something like this:

British Attractive = Normal Attractive – (scraggly tooth + messed up hair + gigantic ears + misshaped head)


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Girl Talk July 1, 2009 at 7:27 AM

you speak the truth brother. thanks for the reminder.

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alec July 6, 2009 at 12:02 PM

Thanks, I try to do my best in observing what life is like on the incestuous island of Shark Teeth.

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Anon May 17, 2011 at 4:36 PM

Andy Murray isn’t considered good looking by British standards either.

Like most sports men he has a great body, but the face is erm….. not conventionally attractive.

His brother isn’t bad looking though..

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LeRictou October 25, 2011 at 8:03 PM

Wow that’s incredibly shallow. There isn’t a “standard” attractiveness, unless you go my the advertised culture of air brushing, orange fake tan and chest waxing. Get a life people.

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