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British Handsome Versus Normal Handsome

Written By Piercing Glares, Enticing Stares on June 29th, 2009  |  Trackback URI  |  Email This Post Email This Post
               

Good-looking by global standards:

andy-roddick-american

Good-looking by British standards:

andy-murray-british-ugly

Or, if we were trying to derive a formula to establish what is considered attractive in Britain, it would look something like this:

British Attractive = Normal Attractive – (scraggly tooth + messed up hair + gigantic ears + misshaped head)

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2 Comments

  • you speak the truth brother. thanks for the reminder.

    Comment | July 1, 2009
  • Thanks, I try to do my best in observing what life is like on the incestuous island of Shark Teeth.

    Comment | July 6, 2009