Good-looking by global standards:

Good-looking by British standards:

Or, if we were trying to derive a formula to establish what is considered attractive in Britain, it would look something like this:
British Attractive = Normal Attractive – (scraggly tooth + messed up hair + gigantic ears + misshaped head)
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you speak the truth brother. thanks for the reminder.
Thanks, I try to do my best in observing what life is like on the incestuous island of Shark Teeth.
Andy Murray isn’t considered good looking by British standards either.
Like most sports men he has a great body, but the face is erm….. not conventionally attractive.
His brother isn’t bad looking though..
Wow that’s incredibly shallow. There isn’t a “standard” attractiveness, unless you go my the advertised culture of air brushing, orange fake tan and chest waxing. Get a life people.