you: short, patchy faced looking adolescent, quietly seeking out male attention
me: slighty unattractive middle aged male
us: suburban bar in northern virginia, saturday night
at first i wondered why you weren’t talking to any girls and had surrounded yourself with the same sex the whole night. but then i figured out you were looking for the touch of someone like yourself. our eyes met and we instantly talked, but you left as quick as you came. where are you? i look forward to more conversations about alligators and reasonable prices.
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