The Worst Guy Everybody Knows: The College Conservative

The Worst Guy Everybody Knows: The College Conservative

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Often found texting in the back of any Business 101 classroom, the college conservative is upfront and unapologetic about his severely conservative beliefs. He carries the (feather)weight burden of being an upperclass white male on his shoulders (which, lest you forget, are covered by the fabric of a Ralph Lauren polo) but still finds the time to panegyrize neoliberal economics from the balcony of Daddy’s mansion. He’s insufferable, but like an antibiotic-resistant pathogen, you can never truly be rid of him.

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