Rise Of The Pope

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Your Pope is here.

I Pope Ron Paul am stepping forward to take the reins of leadership out of the hands of the ignorant. I will bless you and keep you safe from the scary minds of Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani. Go forth my minions and tell the world of my coming!

As your Pope, I have decrees. Hear them.

  1. I have excommunicated the Washington Monument. Good government doesn’t need monuments or Washington
  2. Bring me your gold. In the future, gold is the only money, and its value will be regulated by a giant robot brain.
  3. Do not fear the Hilary Clinton, for she is a woman, and women can’t be president. It is in the Bible.
  4. There is no Pope but Pope Ron Paul. All other Popes are second to him.
  5. I was a doctor, and I like candy. Therefore all doctors will forever and on eat candy.

Take these first decrees to heart. Spread my word and embrace my views. For lo, my followers embrace all that I say. My Paulies know the truth and they spread the word like true zealots of the faith. Do not stand in their way for you will be trampled. Do not deny their word for there is nothing but what is right. Do not question their faith for only their path is the chosen one.

Join my movement and rest your weary brain in my pool of easy thought. I know your troubles and woes. We will save this country one mind at a time. Come. Join your Pope and learn to think like all the rest of us.

Pope Ron Paul is here.


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  1. chris lawton says:

    Go Ron Paul! Go Ron Paul! God Bless Ron Paul! Ron Paul for President 2008!
    Ron Paul in CNN debate on June 5, 2007!
    “A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and he carries his banners openly. But the traitor moves among those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the galleys, heard in the very hall of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor—he speaks in the accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their garment, and he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation—he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of a city—he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to be feared.
    — Cicero: orator, statesman, political theorist, lawyer and philosopher of Ancient Rome.

    “In the time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act” GEORGE ORWELL

  2. My followers call. Heed their message!

  3. Joel Lemieux says:

    Cynicism and defeatism are NOT options to be entertained.
    “We are in the eleventh hour of losing this Nation…”

    What Ron Paul needs most is “Money” I’m using this and it is working very well… consider it… Everyone can afford it!!!

    Consider the only Conservative Presidential Candidate…

    Greetings my name is: Joel Lemieux I am retired and currently live in the beautiful mountains of Western NC… I Have been an avid supporter of Dr Ron Paul… “We have to get Ron Paul elected, firstly and foremost, in the primaries”… Then on to the Presidency!!!


    However, if this is to come about (Ron Paul 2008) we will require a war chest… We are attempting to get (1) one Million people to send Ron Paul only $7.00 each per Month… Thanks… Joel…

    Meanwhile Consider The Following:

    Our Only Choice!!! Leadership 2008

    Can Ron Paul Win? On The Issues – A Resounding YES!

    Knowing this let us then look at the most important benefit… that Ron Paul brings to the Presidency…


    Leadership is Action Through *Example Not Position…

    (It is not a position of power nor being in the right place at the right time, neither define leadership).

    It is defined by setting the example through taking action on such Leadership Traits as Truthfulness! Honesty! Fidelity!

    Ron Paul Has Acted Admirably On All These Leadership Traits:

    “Truthfulness” first and foremost… Then: Principle, Integrity, Honesty,* Fidelity (to their oaths), Honor, Virtue, Compassion, Courage, Vision, Wisdom and Faith.


    Can anyone bring forth any other candidate (GOP or DEM, etc.) that can lay claim to all of these characteristics?

    I believe we are all hard pressed to do so… “Strike That”. I “KNOW” we ARE hard pressed!

    Check out this site it may give you some promo assistance… It has a promo area where everything can be printed out for free… Hope this helps you …


    Get the word out “SHARE” with your friends… And don’t forget the $7 per Month “we all can afford that” remember each of us do not need to get thousands of people… just set a weekly goal and have any/all of your friends duplicate your efforts… It will be persistence and perseverance that will elect Ron Paul…

    PS: Start with flyers at the Universities put one on each and every bulletin board on campus also look for support from the student GOP… Then have them go to other campus’s… Also, don’t forget High School Seniors- by the time elections roll around they will be old enough to vote!

  4. Jim says:

    man, fuck you. this is bullshit. get a life you dick. Ron Paul would never support a website like this. Get your facts right.

  5. Alexia says:

    The truth is in our Holy Document. Ron Paul is the true savior because he does not interpret it, he only reads it aloud.

    We shall live by the one true law of the land, and it shall be known as the Constitution.

  6. WhoseRonPawl? says:

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