You Will Shit Your Pants and Like It

by Quote of the Day on June 20, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   14 Views  

From a post on Angry 365 Days a Year about a recently FDA approved fat-blocker (aka weight reducer) super pill that some interesting side effects:

But here’s the most important thing the drug does: it makes you shit oil. Worse, it makes you shit your pants. With oil. This is not the ravings of some fringe conspiracy group, this is what the company tells you itself on its website. Buy our drug if you want to lose weight. Oh, by the way, you’ll end up shitting your pants.


Gigantic Duck Penis and Burritos in Superheros Pants

Expensive Shit

Fancy Pants Pull Out Method

Like a pig rolling in shit

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Jeff Ventura June 24, 2007 at 3:40 PM

Another alli rant here on my blog (GracefulFlavor). As you might guess, I don’t take too kindly to this sort of sham.

This drug is a trainwreck. Despite the press and clever packaging, I give this thing six months, tops, before it fades into sunset as a cheap consumer exploit.

Funny how things that intentionally make you incontinent do that.

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Halo May 13, 2010 at 10:50 PM

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