If the question is how many red grapes can I fit in my mouth at once, the answer is twelve-give or take. If the question is do I think I look pretty in a thong, the answer is an emphatic yes. If the question is which presidential candidate is the most solid, the answer is Obama.
Obama won’t try to be our king. He will try to be our peer. That’s why he’s got my endorsement.
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