In a small northern Colombian town named San Antero, the ‘Festival del Burro’ (Donkey Festival) is held to celebrate the donkey. Some of the highlights include a donkey stampede and a costume contest, but most of all, the carnival celebrates having sex with donkeys.
Yes, I repeat, the main focus of the festival is to celebrate the tradition of men having sexual encounters with donkeys. Apparently when a boy grows up in Colombia, his hand is inadequate and he’s too nervous to have his first experience with a (human) female. No, the sweet tender embrace of a donkey (probably with the appropriate amount of make up like the one featured above) is whats needed to stir the passions of an all to eager but anxious Colombian adolescent. With an abundance of donkeys available, a strong zoophilic culture has taken root. Think I’m kidding? Check out this investigative report:
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The name of the country is Colombia, and the locals are called Colombians.
That’s not what I mean by my web site name “Love Across Borders”.
This is what I get for spending my time in the Upper West side, David. Thanks for the mistake, I’m going to go flirt with a mule and see if I can get to second base.
I myself am a active zoo. I can recall several fond memories of my neighbors ponies back at our house in maine. it’s good to see our kind presented in a neither good nor bad light, we just are. we’re ordinary people with unusual taste. good times.
They don’t punch the donkey, do they?
A relaxed burro make the coffee picking go muy faster.
alec,do not approach a mule,all mules are male,
they will kick the shit out of you..
Mules are both male and female.
I hear that Molly mules (females) love sex.
Maybe someday I’ll get to try one hot Molly.
Or better still, a hot Jenny (female donkey).
Bill: What if I’m gentle?? You gotta go slow babyyyyyyyy….
…And I thought Colombians were just kinky!
Q. What’s the worst part about fucking a donkey?
A. Having to walk around to give it a kiss.
BTW:
Billfry is wrong. The donkey is the offspring (son or daughter) of a mule and a horse. Mules are either male and female as are both horses and donkeys. There is no species I can think of that is “always just male.”
oops – I was totally wrong about the names of the beasts but correct about the gender issue.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule
So – even thought I was “wrong” I am still right…
The host of the show keeps pronouncing Cartagena incorrectly. How can he actually be in the town and mispronounce it. Fuckin’ Yankees. Investigative reporting my ass (get it? “ass”?)
I don’t see anything wrong with having sex with a donkey but I prefer anal sex with a male donkey.
TommyZ – Garfiend is an ass not a donkey.
Around where I live, we don’t even bother with women anymore.
Ooooh…Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…aaaaammm…fuckin’ an animal!
Fuckin’ an animal
Holding on the horns
Fuckin’ an animal
I’m involved with porn
Fuckin’ an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here…
In my animal
Drinkin’ fifty beers
Fuckin’ an animal
Blowin’ fifty steers
Fuckin’ an animal
Oh, I’m a fuckin’ queer
Fuckin’ an animal
Didn’t need to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on the crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me my animal, Getting my dick bent…
Oh, animal
Lovely animal
Arrrrggggghh!
Animal!
Didn’t have to say-ee please
Fuckin’ an animal
With Legionnaires disease
I’m fuckin’ an animal
Damn hard on the knees…
I’m fuckin’ an animal
ANIMAL!!!
Animal fucker on the loose
Fuckin’ an animal
I’ll go from dog to goose
Fuckin’ an animal
One time I fucked a moose
Fuckin’ an animal
Now the animal’s in pain!
It’s in pain, it’s in pain, it’s in pain (terrible pain).
But now it starts to rain
But I’m still the same…
Meet my animal
Animal!!
Oh, animal
Oh, animal, animal, animal, animal
Animal!
Not proud of what I do…
I’m fuckin’ an animal
I had a great time at the zoo
I’m fuckin’ an animal
Cause you won’t let me fuck you…
Animal!
Spoken: I’m not willing to spend any more time on that song…
Omg!!! GWAR u had me n my girlfriend rotf 4 dayz!!! Thanks 4 the laughs
u’ve changed my prospective on the Zoo I’ve always thought they were caged 2 protect us 4m harm but now I think they can also be caged 2 protect them 4m ppl! Ah ha ha ha
GWAR: Ha!
Now I wanna sing “Sex Cow” too!
The Atchinator says:
The host of the show keeps pronouncing Cartagena incorrectly. How can he actually be in the town and mispronounce it. Fuckin’ Yankees. Investigative reporting my ass (get it? “ass”?)
and thats what you see wrong with the video? LoL
Burning Man decided to change their theme this year from The Green Man to “Donkey Fucking”
Seriously …WTF Man!?!?
Are they fkn out of thei’r fkn minds??
Fucking Animals …THATS FKN WRONG!!
FUCK U COLOMBIANS; I HOPE Y’ALL GET RAPE & BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF U!
FUCK YOU Shauna & K.iaa ! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE OUR DONKEYS WONT FUCK YOU!!!
every other woman is 10 and the ugly ones a 7 and they are fucking donkeys
hi iwent to the donkey festival of love last year it was fucking awesome i can still smell and taste the donkeys cunt on my goatee now i have fond memories now when i jerk off have brought my ticket for next years lama festival in peru
hi i too went to the donkey love festival but i could not feel anything because when i tried to fuck the donkeys my little 2inch cock would not give me pleasure in their big sloppy holes so iam going to go to brazil for this years hampster festival then onto mexico for the rat fucking festival yippie
i too went to the donkey fuck festival and had the best sex of my whole life they taste great when you tounge them out i also get them to piss all over me while i jerk off i whish they had them on kangaroo island
This is for Gwar;
The animal should be caressed and loved. A good zoo thinks of the animal first.
Sex should be wonderful and pleasurable for both, not painful.
Before proceeding with an encounter consider the results of your actions. Then if you conclude that the animal would be in pain or discomfort in a particular encounter don’t proceed with the act.
hi there everyone i went to the donkey love festival just last week they have too big of a hole for my little cock so i got a local little boy to suck my cock while i fisted the donkey it was the best sex i have ever had then the donkey cum all over my face and i jerked off again on the little boy i recommend it to one and all
tulls u a fag…………
yall are sick mutha fuckas!!!!!
This is bullshit!!!! Just the Zoophylic colombians do that!!!!
It’s a disgusting cultural costume, but I guess is something right for them. The comments that I see here are just from perverts and people who are really sick. Not all the comments of course, there are some which are OK. For me is really horrible to see that kind of practice with animals, but there are certain societies that are worse, those that let children be abused, those that let women or even men be raped, that’s even worse for me, that’s really insane. One more thing not because a part of Colombian men have sex with donkeys it means that all men do it, and not because some women see it normal means that all women consider it normal.
hi tulls like to get in touch with you can find me in b-d nick;)TBiZoo
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I ope the donkey in that clip did’nt get pregnant
It did get pregnant and the baby was Miley Cyrus.
like to get in touch with people experienced jennyfun in Colombia..
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my girlfriend enjoys me fucking her female llama
hahahahaa
This is the sickest bullshix I have ever heard of. Cant you idiots get a women are you that antisocial you cant even get laid? You even have the option to pay for it.
Is there more information on this festival available?
Oh my god, I just saw that documentary about donkey fuck, I was so turned on, but I want to fuck a cow, I hear it’s sexier.
Don’t say IN COLOMBIA. This ONLY happens among the peasants in a specific part of the country. I know that in the US some people do it with sheeps and other animals too.
with respect no pain – Bi.zooguy(lowlands/neth.;)loves to get touch with real fem/donkey,horsey,cowlovers;)Even for such a hot trip to colombia. beast-dating dot com/profile TBiZoo. Zooware hier wil graag in cont. komen/bezittrr/f.hop(geen pijn)
the regions of colombia are 5 (pacif, andean, llanos(plains)amazonas forest, and atlantic coast), in every one, have differents culture, and ways of life, we can not generalize as can not generalize all american as drugs addicts if have 25 million of consumer
Realy it is very interesting , beauseit is realy nature
Well. This tradition doesn´t involve all Colombians. This is a typical cultural expression of only coastal towns. The most representative places, well known for these particular sexual practices are: San Antero, in Córdoba where almost each member is a “mamaburra” and San Onofre in Sucre where men practice a curious technique called “comer burro chancleteado” which consists on fucking male donkeys.
You know way too much about this than necessary.
ahahahahahaaaaaaa
well ok I’m open minded, although I have to confess a bit overwhelmed, I would not do it myself, even if no one would ever find out. I wonder if I might go down there why should the donkeys have all the fun. These men seem to need something that perhaps I could provide. It seems they want any Ass, any ass at all!
i love a sunburnt donkey a beast with a massive cock, may the dreams of jesus n noah make it seem like rock. i love her lipstick her cruel deep blue eyes, i only want to fuck her so whats with the disguise x
i love my mothers uncle
i love his massive cock
but by jesus………..
whose the gorgeous animal in a freekin honkys frock xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
he loves my pinkish lipstick
when i’m sittin on the throne
he loves my children when their all alone
call the fuckin cops this dickhead is …………ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dingle dangle monkeys donkey cock
stick that fucker…………………rrrrrr
whose the fat chick in the red skirt
……….ooooooooo that donkey knows the dirt rrrrrrrrrrrrr yummmmm
Nothing beat sucking a donkey cock and having it cum in your mouth while being fucked ba a big assed, thick lipped, monster cock tranny dominant at the same time as another tranny rapes her ass with her mouth. Hmmmmmm!!!!….
this is a very disrespectful video. very ethnocentric, very poor.
this is not only practiced in colombia but also in other countries.
just cause you think your culture doesnt do it, doesnt give you the right to look down to other cultures, colombia is a beautiful country and very rich in culture, i love going there. americans are very rude when we visit other countries…
I was lucky to have had sex with a horse.
i am amazed to see this kind of thing.but as long as no one is getting hurt.or injured then whatever rocks your boat.
if the girls were more easier to have sex with. then maybe this would not have to happen.
i have to admit even myself.i find girls hard to get.so i get some money and go to prositute.
maybe money is very low and the guys cannot afford one.
by the way when is the next donkey festival ?
LMFAO! this is way too funny. that is so nasty! XD. OMG!
i have fucked donkeys before they are hot but cows are better
What’s wrong? I fuck chickens, frogs, giraffes everyday… Hell, even ants!
Doing lines of coke off my donkey’s ass in Colombia is HOT!!!
There’s nothing better.
Would that be an ass’ ass? That seems redundant.
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