Donkey Love

Written by Video of the Day on May 14th, 2007 | Trackback URI |

donkey love

In a small northern Colombian town named San Antero, the ‘Festival del Burro’ (Donkey Festival) is held to celebrate the donkey. Some of the highlights include a donkey stampede and a costume contest, but most of all, the carnival celebrates having sex with donkeys.

Yes, I repeat, the main focus of the festival is to celebrate the tradition of men having sexual encounters with donkeys. Apparently when a boy grows up in Colombia, his hand is inadequate and he’s too nervous to have his first experience with a (human) female. No, the sweet tender embrace of a donkey (probably with the appropriate amount of make up like the one featured above) is whats needed to stir the passions of an all to eager but anxious Colombian adolescent. With an abundance of donkeys available, a strong zoophilic culture has taken root. Think I’m kidding? Check out this investigative report:

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33 Responses to “Donkey Love”

  1. David Guaraglia says:
    May 15th, 2007 at 6:33 am

    The name of the country is Colombia, and the locals are called Colombians.

  2. Care For Some Hot Donkey Love? : SKIRMISHER says:
    May 15th, 2007 at 7:12 am

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  3. Shaun Apple says:
    May 15th, 2007 at 7:57 am

    That’s not what I mean by my web site name “Love Across Borders”.

  4. alec says:
    May 15th, 2007 at 8:40 am

    This is what I get for spending my time in the Upper West side, David. Thanks for the mistake, I’m going to go flirt with a mule and see if I can get to second base.

  5. Pollywogs! » Blog Archive » A little roundup… says:
    May 16th, 2007 at 8:57 am

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  6. Take the Donkey to the barn and fuck it. | Sexy and Disgraceful says:
    May 18th, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    [...] From PBH: In a small northern Colombian town named San Antero, the ‘Festival del Burro’ (Donkey Festival) is held to celebrate the donkey. Some of the highlights include a donkey stampede and a costume contest, but most of all, the carnival celebrates having sex with donkeys. [...]

  7. squadoo says:
    June 18th, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    I myself am a active zoo. I can recall several fond memories of my neighbors ponies back at our house in maine. it’s good to see our kind presented in a neither good nor bad light, we just are. we’re ordinary people with unusual taste. good times.

  8. Brad says:
    June 19th, 2007 at 12:07 am

    They don’t punch the donkey, do they?

  9. Juan Valdez says:
    June 19th, 2007 at 6:15 am

    A relaxed burro make the coffee picking go muy faster.

  10. billfry says:
    June 19th, 2007 at 6:22 am

    alec,do not approach a mule,all mules are male,
    they will kick the shit out of you..

  11. alec says:
    June 19th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Bill: What if I’m gentle?? You gotta go slow babyyyyyyyy….

  12. d says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    …And I thought Colombians were just kinky!

  13. Foog says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    Q. What’s the worst part about fucking a donkey?

    A. Having to walk around to give it a kiss.

  14. Debra says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    BTW:

    Billfry is wrong. The donkey is the offspring (son or daughter) of a mule and a horse. Mules are either male and female as are both horses and donkeys. There is no species I can think of that is “always just male.”

  15. Debra says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    oops - I was totally wrong about the names of the beasts but correct about the gender issue.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule

    So - even thought I was “wrong” I am still right…

  16. The Atchinator says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 11:16 pm

    The host of the show keeps pronouncing Cartagena incorrectly. How can he actually be in the town and mispronounce it. Fuckin’ Yankees. Investigative reporting my ass (get it? “ass”?)

  17. TommyZ says:
    June 21st, 2007 at 8:02 am

    I don’t see anything wrong with having sex with a donkey but I prefer anal sex with a male donkey.

  18. Newbiepuke says:
    June 22nd, 2007 at 9:20 am

    TommyZ - Garfiend is an ass not a donkey.

  19. olrednek says:
    June 22nd, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    Around where I live, we don’t even bother with women anymore.

  20. GWAR says:
    June 22nd, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    Ooooh…Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…aaaaammm…fuckin’ an animal!

    Fuckin’ an animal
    Holding on the horns
    Fuckin’ an animal
    I’m involved with porn
    Fuckin’ an animal
    Sure is nice and warm in here…

    In my animal
    Drinkin’ fifty beers
    Fuckin’ an animal
    Blowin’ fifty steers
    Fuckin’ an animal
    Oh, I’m a fuckin’ queer
    Fuckin’ an animal

    Didn’t need to take her on a date
    Just had to stand here on the crate
    No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
    Just me my animal, Getting my dick bent…

    Oh, animal
    Lovely animal

    Arrrrggggghh!

    Animal!
    Didn’t have to say-ee please
    Fuckin’ an animal
    With Legionnaires disease
    I’m fuckin’ an animal
    Damn hard on the knees…
    I’m fuckin’ an animal

    ANIMAL!!!
    Animal fucker on the loose
    Fuckin’ an animal
    I’ll go from dog to goose
    Fuckin’ an animal
    One time I fucked a moose
    Fuckin’ an animal

    Now the animal’s in pain!
    It’s in pain, it’s in pain, it’s in pain (terrible pain).
    But now it starts to rain
    But I’m still the same…

    Meet my animal
    Animal!!
    Oh, animal
    Oh, animal, animal, animal, animal

    Animal!
    Not proud of what I do…
    I’m fuckin’ an animal
    I had a great time at the zoo
    I’m fuckin’ an animal
    Cause you won’t let me fuck you…
    Animal!

    Spoken: I’m not willing to spend any more time on that song…

  21. Unklegwar says:
    June 26th, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    GWAR: Ha!

    Now I wanna sing “Sex Cow” too!

  22. shadowseer says:
    June 30th, 2007 at 6:23 am

    The Atchinator says:
    The host of the show keeps pronouncing Cartagena incorrectly. How can he actually be in the town and mispronounce it. Fuckin’ Yankees. Investigative reporting my ass (get it? “ass”?)

    and thats what you see wrong with the video? LoL

  23. Moist says:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 7:02 pm

    Burning Man decided to change their theme this year from The Green Man to “Donkey Fucking”

  24. Shauna & K.laa says:
    July 11th, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    Seriously …WTF Man!?!?
    Are they fkn out of thei’r fkn minds??
    Fucking Animals …THATS FKN WRONG!!

    FUCK U COLOMBIANS; I HOPE Y’ALL GET RAPE & BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF U!

  25. MACHITO23NYC says:
    July 20th, 2007 at 8:34 am

    FUCK YOU Shauna & K.iaa ! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE OUR DONKEYS WONT FUCK YOU!!!

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    December 4th, 2007 at 5:20 pm

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  27. blueyes says:
    December 22nd, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    every other woman is 10 and the ugly ones a 7 and they are fucking donkeys

  28. gary ayres says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    hi iwent to the donkey festival of love last year it was fucking awesome i can still smell and taste the donkeys cunt on my goatee now i have fond memories now when i jerk off have brought my ticket for next years lama festival in peru

  29. paul of hughenden qld says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    hi i too went to the donkey love festival but i could not feel anything because when i tried to fuck the donkeys my little 2inch cock would not give me pleasure in their big sloppy holes so iam going to go to brazil for this years hampster festival then onto mexico for the rat fucking festival yippie

  30. martin ritter says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    i too went to the donkey fuck festival and had the best sex of my whole life they taste great when you tounge them out i also get them to piss all over me while i jerk off i whish they had them on kangaroo island

  31. kobidobidog says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 8:36 am

    This is for Gwar;
    The animal should be caressed and loved. A good zoo thinks of the animal first.
    Sex should be wonderful and pleasurable for both, not painful.
    Before proceeding with an encounter consider the results of your actions. Then if you conclude that the animal would be in pain or discomfort in a particular encounter don’t proceed with the act.

  32. tulls says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 2:33 am

    hi there everyone i went to the donkey love festival just last week they have too big of a hole for my little cock so i got a local little boy to suck my cock while i fisted the donkey it was the best sex i have ever had then the donkey cum all over my face and i jerked off again on the little boy i recommend it to one and all

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