Televangelist Benny Hinn Cures People With Gods Jacket

by Video of the Day on August 2, 2010 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   51763 Views  

Witness the almighty healing power of televangelist Benny Hinn (and his magic jacket)! Hinn claims to have the “anointing”, a special power given to him by God to heal the sick. At Hinn’s Miracle Crusades, he has allegedly healed attendees of blindness, deafness, cancer, AIDS, and severe physical injuries through his powers. Apparently these super-human powers extend to his jacket, which he uses as an instrument of God to cure the sick during his events.

Not surprisingly, Benny Hinn is also the founder of Benny Hinn Ministries, which through donations, tours, and a television show, brings in over $200 million a year. BHM was even deemed financially suspect and corrupt by Ministry Watch in 2006, after BHM asked for donations specifically towards a new Gulfstream G4SP jet for Benny Hinn (apparently Gods will extends to luxurious travel for his anointed ones). One can only hope that his custom-made healing jacket will bring him all the riches and jets in the world:

Benny Hinn Smacks You With Jesus Jacket

Technorati Tags: benny hinn, magic jacket, wtf, healing powers, televangelist, scam, corruption, video, god, christianity, donations, prayers


Why People Like U2 Concerts

white people holding hands with black folk as they chase the dream of bling

The Mall Where White People Used to Shop

What is with these people???

Leave a Comment

{ 30 comments… read them below or add one }

Ron Jeremy August 2, 2010 at 10:16 AM

Dude, Benny Hinn’s jacket phase is so000 1993. Where the fuck have you been?

Reply

bumblefoot2004 August 2, 2010 at 3:07 PM

That is one powerful jacket! It can “heal” even when Benny Hinn’s jacket misses the victim…

Reply

Benny Hinn August 2, 2010 at 3:13 PM

Wow, that’s impressive. Why waste taxpayers money on missiles, etc., when all you have to do is set this guy free in Afghanistan with that badass jacket.

Reply

Anonymous May 4, 2011 at 10:14 PM

why are yanks obsessed with war? Fuck america im on Afganistans side. (australian)

Reply

Akbar August 2, 2010 at 3:25 PM

What crazy country are these guys coming from?

Reply

Charles August 3, 2010 at 10:36 AM

That would be the United States of America

Reply

Anonymous August 2, 2010 at 4:57 PM

Can someone make a version of this video with Benny Hill music in the background?

Reply

God August 2, 2010 at 6:12 PM

Give my jacket back you a$$hole!

Reply

Anonymous August 2, 2010 at 6:30 PM

Quick someone phone valve I’ve discovered a secret weapon for left 4 dead 2!

Reply

Billy da pimp August 3, 2010 at 1:12 AM

I seen a pimp do this exact move on the corner!

Reply

Anonymous August 3, 2010 at 9:59 AM

Wheew, that jacket must steeeenk. That’s Benny’s secret, he wears that jacket when he goes jogging on 100 degree days and never washes it.

Reply

Agent-Angel7 August 3, 2010 at 1:25 PM

Since the Lord Jesus Christ, who is God and Creator, said while He was still down here – “He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father – St John 14:12.

God’s Power flows thru those who have FAITH in Jesus and His Word. Jesus has healed people thru me and others I know who have FAITH in Jesus.

When ObamaCare fails you, and it will, or when Doctors tell you that there is nothing they can do for you – Read thru the New Testament and call out loud to Jesus Christ. God’s Power is real. God works thru Benny Hinn – can you do these things? Have you been to one of his services???

Reply

Anonymous August 4, 2010 at 3:08 AM

How somebody can watch this and not think it’s ludicrous is legitimately scary to me. I hope you have fun paying for this guy’s jet.

Reply

Agent Angel 8 August 4, 2010 at 1:13 PM

Angel 7 Dude, GOD requests that you fall on your face and quite speaking nonsense. Benny Hinn is a poser and you are out of touch with reality. I just spoke with GOD and HE hereby forbids you to ever watch Benny Hinn again. He also forbids you from reading his Book because you are such a custard brain.

Reply

Anonymous August 4, 2010 at 5:18 PM

BULL SH%$T

Reply

YourMom May 4, 2011 at 6:46 PM

You should send Benny some money right away. As much as you can, otherwise you aren’t a good christian.

Reply

pfft May 4, 2011 at 9:32 PM

You’re truly pathetic.

Many great doctors are also religious. They view their training and desire to help people as part of their God.

THIS is NONSENSE.

Reply

Anonymous May 4, 2011 at 10:15 PM

Your a brainwashed freak…

Reply

Anonymous August 3, 2010 at 6:03 PM

Needs more Benny Hill soundtrack

Reply

Anonymous August 5, 2010 at 7:59 PM

His salary is tax free?

Reply

Anonymous August 7, 2010 at 1:15 PM

God Lord, thank you for people like this! I haven’t laughed this hard since my Grandmother tripped over a Rosary!

Reply

Kailan July 1, 2011 at 3:51 AM

What an awesome way to explain this?now I know evrtehying!

Reply

Lee August 7, 2010 at 9:28 PM

What a crock. he should have to repay every person he’s ever stolen from.

Reply

St. Frank September 22, 2010 at 2:41 PM
jacques May 4, 2011 at 3:20 PM

a fool and his money (a bunch of fools and their money)

Reply

dee May 4, 2011 at 3:41 PM

This is fucking disgusting. I am utterly disgusted.

Reply

Ftaylor May 5, 2011 at 3:56 PM

what an absolute fucking cunt.
if there were a hell, i’d wish him to burn in it.

Reply

God May 5, 2011 at 8:57 PM

Seriously, we need to get rid of these weirdos. They need to disappear off the face of the earth.

Fuck man. This stupid shit can’t still be around, can it?? When is this stupid religion shit going to go away?

Reply

Anonymous December 31, 2011 at 11:59 AM

What a bunch of rubes

Reply

charley January 6, 2012 at 8:53 PM

this is, of course, the worst kind of nonsense, the pinnacle of charlatanism. no wonder those outside the faith mock believers. these guys do more harm to the faith than legions of atheists ever could, or would even bother to try. it took me years to work my way around this crap to where i am now. i weep for those who buy into this… it comes at too high a price.

Reply

{ 7 trackbacks }

Previous post:

Next post: