Sarah Palin Is Dumb As A Fucking Rock

Dear God. She doesn’t know the word ‘mocking’ and thinks that living in close proximity to another country means you have ‘foreign policy experience’. This dumb bitch makes George Bush look smart. And I mean that.

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  1. LaPopessa says:

    I refuse to stand by while you malign rocks! They are a valuable and necessary part of the earth, which could not exist without them!

  2. she should be on Maury or The Jerry Springer Show.

  3. emily says:

    wow
    i wish all voters would see this

    • Harry says:

      All American voters can’t see past their nose…
      I R voting because I R a free murican. (Followed by an inbred laugh)

  4. Apollo Lee says:

    Technically, the nearest point of Russian land to Sarah Palin’s home is almost 700 miles away. That’s about the same distance as from San Francisco to Mesa, Arizona. From the Alaska Statehouse in Juneau, the nearest Russian city with a population larger than the staff at Apple is Anadyr, 1600 miles away. Close neighbors, indeed. Just like San Francisco and St. Paul, Minnesota, are close neighbors.

    In point of fact, Joe Biden’s office is closer to the Russian decision makers than Sarah Palin’s office. (Wilmington, DE -> Moscow, Russia = 4777 mi. Juneau, AK -> Moscow, Russia = 6435 miles). Between Biden’s office and the Kremlin is a continent called Europe. Between Sarah Palin’s office and the Kremlin are tundra, reindeer, and a vast amount of virtually empty land. Sort of like the land between Sarah Palin’s right ear and her left ear.

  5. michelle says:

    Sarah Palin is “wrong” for America.

    Sarah Palin, told, Katie Curis, “I don’t know what John McCain has accomplished in 26 years, “but I will get back to ya”. OMG

    No Sarah Palin, No John McSame

    Yes to Barack Obama for President.

    Obama/Biden 08

  6. Nancy says:

    She is such an embarrassment that after the presidential debate tonight Biden gave his opinion and NBC stated that the GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin respectfully declined. Instead Giuliani showed up. Evidently she is too busy and still searching hard for McCain’s accomplishments!

    She is not gone for good. She will be catfighting with her kids, and future grandkids on Maury or Springer in a few years. Go back to Alaska and stick your head back in the snow.

  7. Matt says:

    This dumbass needs to go back to the tundra where she belongs, maybe she will get lost and freeze to death. We all know there isn’t much upstairs, she can’t even speak in complete sentences. Is this the best the GOP can do? It’s a disgrace to our country and an embarassment to the rest of the World. Oh well, that’s fine, let her continue to dig a deeper hole for the GOP while Obama and Biden continue to strengthen their lead. Can’t wait till Thurs I want to see Biden rip her a new a-hole.

    • Harry says:

      Parrots have an interesting ability to mimic human speach.
      The only difference between a talking parrot and Sarah Palin?
      The parrot has a better understanding of what it is saying…

  8. Bob T says:

    What a stupid fucking whore.

  9. alec says:

    Haha, in other circumstances, I could imagine Palin on the Maury Povich show, chastising her daughter on national TV for plopping out a retard child. Maybe in a few months, we can only hope…

  10. IDC says:

    republicans rule!!!

  11. alec says:

    Republicans drool!!!

  12. dave says:

    are you fucking kidding me? fucking ridiculous. what a dumb woman.

  13. Travis says:

    yeah, definitely voting democrat

  14. Janet Greene says:

    If only her profound stupidity were the worst thing. Alas, it appears to be almost her BEST quality. The importance of her utter lack of knowledge on any topic relevant to politics is her poor MORALS. By this I include:
    1. Troopergate
    2. Librarian & censoring books
    3. Shooting wolves from planes (this is apparently ‘pest control’ – see the horrifying youtube vid on this)
    4. Lying, lying, lying (I could go on – bridge to nowhere, being for small govt when she left town & state in SERIOUS debt)
    5. Power hungry
    6. Dogmatic without information – seems to REVEL in her ignorance – means she’s
    7. Uncurious – never travelled or apparently, even read much
    8. Anti-science and progress (this is really scary – think environment, creationism, fairy tales rather than facts)
    9. Promotes divisiveness and maybe even violence at rallies
    10. Poor boundaries – doesn’t know that when someone shouts “kill Obama” at a rally, you SAY something if you have any class
    11. No apparent feelings or empathy – see reaction to Biden tearing up at VP debate, or rape victims paying for own investigation
    12. Negative and sarcastic
    13. No respect for animals (big red flag)

    There’s far more I could add to this list but I don’t want to take up all the space. I believe that these character / morality issues far outweigh her utter lack of qualifications as being the most compelling reason to run screaming from the Repub ticket.

  15. Janet Greene says:

    I left a dangling sentence – her inability to speak properly or form a coherent thought “means she’s not an elitist like the liberal media”.

    Sorry!

    • Bruce says:

      The only thing Sarah Palin is elite at is gargling baby batter.
      Her handlers hand picked makeup artists with experience in covering up calluses so the ones on her chin caused by repeated impacts from testicles don’t show on TV.

  16. GEORGE says:

    Country First is the GOP slogan right now. By choosing this unqualified, blockhead for VP proves THAT COUNTRY DOES NOT COME FIRST FOR REPUBLICANS!!!! Country First MY ASS!!

  17. palin's ego says:

    sarah, honey, let’s go back to our comfort zone…..having babies.

  18. Joe the Plumber says:

    ‘I may have a visible ass crack below my low riding work pants but Sarah ‘Failin’ Palin has one between the ears. My goodness! I guess if she would have ran with George W. way back they could have called the Republican camp Dumb and Dumber! Perhaps we’ll see her on ‘Smarter than a Fifth Grader’ perhaps not?? Maybe she took a puck in the head as a Hockey mom!

    • Harry says:

      I don’t know about a puck to the head but I’m sure more than one weapon got discharged in her mouth, willingly…

  19. […] This gives me a t-shirt idea: “Sarah Palin is smarter than you.”  Even if it’s not necessarily true, it’s perfect because it attacks liberals where they’re most vulnerable: their sense of superiority.  […]

  20. Neptune. says:

    And I thought Politicians in America couldn’t get worse. Looks like I am wrong. I feel sorry for the people in America for people like her giving the country a bad image. Hopefully the new President can help fix that. He seems to be doing well so far.

    I am not sure that she is even human. She cannot even communicate like one. Is she on the same IQ level as Paris Hilton? From the looks of things. Yes. She even looks retarded.

    And I have to disagree with Apollo Lee on the empty land between her ears comment. It’s more like a vacuum. Nothing is there, not even air. Lawlz.

    • Harry says:

      If the planet earth was an elephant’s ass, the US would be a plague of boils on it…

      Sarah Palin is the poster child for American thought. Brain dead right down the the very bone marrow…

      Aliens would have contacted this planet by now, if it wasn’t for all of the stupid shit the Americans have been transmitting, since birth…

      Homer Simpson is the smartest American I have heard yet…

  21. Anonymous says:

    Sara Palin is soooooooooooooooooooooooo dumb!

  22. Mafiusu says:

    Oh my God! Sarah Palin thinks Eureka College is in California, and she thinks Ronald Reagan went to school in Calfornia too. Did any of you see how many times she had to look down at her crib notes (at least they weren’t on the palm of her hand) to say about twelve words, which were incorrect, to boot? I really, really hope she DOES run for the presidency in 2012, so that Obama will be re-elected. But, guess what? There are actually Americans who like this bimbo and want to see her in the White House. I can see, the dumbing down that the Reagan Administration began in the early eighties really must have worked…sadly. Ciao

  23. Anonymous says:

    Does that mean Minnesota is in a better proximity to defend against the Huns of Canada than New Jersey would be? Should we arm Minnesota to the teeth to protect our great nation? Besides, what has New Jersey done for us lately?

    • Joe says:

      “Huns of Canada”

      Your made in inbred America trailer is obvious…

      If you want your kids to be normal, stop fucking your sister.

  24. […] in case you don’t remember, from Sarah Palin’s election campaign interviews with Katie Couric: “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, […]

  25. Buddy says:

    I can not believe how stupid and uneducated this woman is. God forbid she is ever allowed to make a decision for this country. The Tea Party is just as stupid to listen to her.

    • R.Hovorka says:

      You said a mouth full! She is a DING BAT waiting for a brain to happen!

      • Ryan says:

        If ever there was a woman more deserving of a good hard kick in the cunt, it’s Sarah Palin. Anne Coulter is a quick second…

    • Harry says:

      Trust me. If this planet is any indication, stupidity knows no limits…

      Points to ponder…
      If there is an alien race smart enough to span the vast distances of space, why haven’t they contacted us?

      Answer… Because they are smarter than us…

  26. R.Hovorka says:

    The terrorist palin is surely as DUMB AS A ROCK!

  27. Anonymous says:

    Dumb Bitch wants to follow Maron Pres. foot steps!!!

  28. MaronPres says:

    Back to college dumb bitch before you want to repalce Maron Pres. and stupid
    American are going to vote for you by 2012 by rising Terrorist alarm attact from yellow to red!

  29. Ketchman says:

    Come on… Palin or Pelosi, who would you rather have in the sack?

    • jerome says:

      I would rather get kicked in the sack than take the chance that my DNA would mix with that stunned cunt and spawn another generation of stupid.

  30. I r American says:

    Sarah Palin exemplifies the peak of the bell curve in the USA.
    Generally speaking, Americans are a fat, lazy, stupid, meddlesome pain in the cunt for the rest of the world.
    They spawn from the inbred country of the UK.
    Let’s face it. You don’t get teeth like the Brits by not fucking your sister.
    The smartest thing the Brits ever did was dump their criminals on Australia.
    The smartest thing the Auzies did was brew beer and tell the Brits to fuck off.
    Then there’s Canada, these people could rule the world if they didn’t spend so much time watching hockey and drinking themselves into a babbling stupor. What’s up with that EH anyway? Germans, make good cars but there’s that whole Jewish thing. Same with the sneeky Japanese.
    Kiwis… can’t really think of anything negative for them…

    • John says:

      The French are cowards…
      I have a French rifle from the second world war.
      Never fired, dropped once…

      • Paul says:

        An elderly Canadian gentleman wanted to see the sights in France.
        French customs asked for his passport.
        The elderly Canadian said, “The first time I came to France, I didn’t need a passport.”
        The French customs agent replied, “That’s nonsense, you’ve always required a passport to come here.”
        The elderly Canadian responded.
        When I landed on Juno Beach, I didn’t have a passport and there wasn’t a Frenchman to be seen anywhere…

  31. Bruce says:

    Seriously though, Sarah can’t possibly be that stupid.
    I’m sure with the right guidance she can be taught to cum gargle the national anthem…

  32. Anonymous says:

    I hear Sarah P and Kim K are going to make a run at the GOP for the top seat. Can this be?

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