I’d be pissed if I got herpes from sucking some slut-baby:
City health officials are investigating the death of a baby boy who was one of three infants to contract herpes after a rabbi circumcised them.
Ten days after Rabbi Yitzhok Fischer performed religious circumcisions on twins last October, one died of herpes and the other tested positive for the virus, according to a complaint filed by the health department in Manhattan Supreme Court.
Under Jewish law, a mohel — someone who performs circumcisions — draws blood from the circumcision wound. Most mohels do it by hand with a suction device, but Fischer uses a practice rare outside strict Orthodox groups where he uses his mouth to draw blood after cutting the foreskin.
Yes, you read that right. A baby died because a herpes-infested Rabbi sucked his blood-covered cock. Thank you, Invisible Superhero in Outerspace, for the ever-loving gift of monotheism.
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Barbaric prehistoric rituals.
No blades nor religious cock sucker near my kids…
Nothing against that religion, only against organized religion in general.
Most circumcisions in civilized areas go off without a hitch, all arguments about whether they should be allowed aside. Clearly this Rabbi in question was a bit disturbed. TBH I don’t know what is more disturbing, the fact the Rabbi behaved in this unsanitary or that the parents allowed it to happen.
Thanks for the mental image, no really…
What news source is that? It just sounds inconcievable.
You just gotta love them fundies.
A baby died because a herpes-infested PEDO Rabbi sucked his blood-covered cock, while the closest relatives where standing by and thanking the Lord for His love !
Also @ Anon — news source is http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6898403/ as mentioned on top of article.
Death Penalty!
huh? Suck the blood? whaaa??
There is a German movie by the name, “Europa Europa” where this is done.
I have herpes but in my mind Im not a ho. Even though my nickname is the the “ho with herpes”. I tell peoople they are going to get herpes if they fuck me but most guys are willing to risk it. My phone number is 906-369-1470. Call me if u think u can hang with me.
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