Attack Of The Slut Babies

I’d be pissed if I got herpes from sucking some slut-baby:

City health officials are investigating the death of a baby boy who was one of three infants to contract herpes after a rabbi circumcised them.

Ten days after Rabbi Yitzhok Fischer performed religious circumcisions on twins last October, one died of herpes and the other tested positive for the virus, according to a complaint filed by the health department in Manhattan Supreme Court.

Under Jewish law, a mohel — someone who performs circumcisions — draws blood from the circumcision wound. Most mohels do it by hand with a suction device, but Fischer uses a practice rare outside strict Orthodox groups where he uses his mouth to draw blood after cutting the foreskin.

Yes, you read that right. A baby died because a herpes-infested Rabbi sucked his blood-covered cock. Thank you, Invisible Superhero in Outerspace, for the ever-loving gift of monotheism.