Seeing as my I fucking hate Keith Olbermann post is the number 1 google search result for… I fucking hate Keith Olbermann, I feel that it is my duty to enumerate the reasons why I fucking hate Keith Olbermann:
#1 He is an overpaid, wanna-be progressive in the mold of the typical over-educated, under-critical New England Liberal. This can be summed up as “I want a reconfiguration of the American socio-economic landscape, as long as it doesn’t impact my privilege, challenge my own lifestyles and perspective, or induce a structural shift in the inequalities in American society that I benefit from.” These are also the same people that think Barack Obama is ‘change’.
#2 He thinks he is a real journalist. Everyday of his life seems to be a painful exercise in thinking he’s Edward Murrow. Bad news buddy, you’re the centrist version of a Fox News commentator, just spewing vitriol into the magic shiny box every night.
#3 He wins the award for douchiest quote ever, “I’m not a liberal, I’m an American.”
#4 He is a direct descendant of Pol Pot.
There you have it. All the reasons I fucking hate Keith Olbermann.
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Keith Olbermann is a fucking moron
I wonder when Olbermann and Matthews are going to announce their wedding. The two biggest douchebags on the planet, all the liberal Hollywood pukes and the “President”. What a scene!
the geek Olbermann has a teeny little dick. Little weener. Little brain.
Shows you how stupid NBC is to even hire this PRICK!
He has absolutely NOTHING to say I want to hear…
As a now ten year Ex-British Patriot, I can’t stand listening to this vile “Worest Person in the World” spew his venomous vitriol every night with a short snippet from Beethoven’s beginning of the 9th Symphony. As someone who is proud and fortunate to live and work, and now be a citizen of the USA, this axe wound Olbermann should be stripped of his American status and be forced to blow his verbal wadd as a citizen of Yemen against his new country of Yemen. In that case, I’d just imagine a big wall and a long line of rifles and soldiers at ten metres.
His career as of late, seems to have already met the firing squad. Pity.