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You fucking Facebook fuck boys!
Look what they done did to my Holden Caulfield account:
So I was going to lure some unsuspecting 19 year old females to my MOOOOOON colony and hit them with a frying pan! Is that such a big deal? God, grow up, INTERNET. |
[...] In light of Facebook disabling my account for using an alias, I had to switch my account to my real name — Alec Baldwin! This has meant new “who are you” messages, but in a recent development, one of the odder messages I’ve ever received: Um, if you’re thee A.B., then I have something to say: As a Lobbyist for a conservative thinktank in Washington, DC, your personal passion for all things unpatriotic and unAmerican is the biggest turnoff to me…and I want to dislike you…BUT…you are such a talented actor…not to mention a very, VERY sexy man…that I cannot help but hate to love you. Thank you for making my Thursday nights on 30 Rock, baby. Please, just stop the political rants–as ignorance is not your best feature–however, your eyes, hair, smile and quick witted banter are….just abosolutely sublime. [...]
[...] light of Facebook disabling my account for using an alias, I had to switch my account to my real name — Alec Baldwin! This has meant new “who are [...]
[...] Those sluts! Those whores! After Facebook made me change my name, give up my lifes work, allowed me to be stalked by a conservative freak, and threatened to report [...]
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