Mr. T and Mike Tyson… Sitting in a Tree…

In a stunning revelation this afternoon, it appears that Mike Tyson and Mr. T have been involved in a serial and public monogamous relationship. Word is that Tyson can be considered the “power bottom” in this hook-up.

No, seriously… don’t believe everything wikipedia tells you kids! It’s can be difficult to tell what’s real life and what’s just Mike Tyson’s fantasy.

UPDATE: Apparently Mr. T and Mike Tyson’s love child is NOT homosexual. [Egotastic]