In a stunning revelation this afternoon, it appears that Mike Tyson and Mr. T have been involved in a serial and public monogamous relationship. Word is that Tyson can be considered the “power bottom” in this hook-up.
No, seriously… don’t believe everything wikipedia tells you kids! It’s can be difficult to tell what’s real life and what’s just Mike Tyson’s fantasy.
UPDATE: Apparently Mr. T and Mike Tyson’s love child is NOT homosexual. [Egotastic]
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Who’s the pitcher and who’s the catcher?! humuna humuna humuna!