LOLbush

LOLbush
September 04, 2007

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!1111!!1!!!!!

Keep bringing up that evidence about my support machine! IT DOESN’T MATTER!!!! THE POPE IS HERE TO STAY!!!

I WILL TAKE OVER THESE INTERNETS ONE PIECE AT A TIME!

http://www.iaocblog.com/blog/_archives/2007/6/21/3037967.html

http://www.iaocblog.com/blog/_archives/2007/7/3/3068799.html

http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Ron_Paul_Morons_Manipulating_Digg

You people can say and do what you want to point out the obvious, but my machines of fury will only down digg your stories to oblivion!!!!!

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE POPE DECLARES WAR

Come ye, my followers and hear the sermon for today.

The internet is not a place. It is not a location, nor is it an idea. The internet is something that we all sit with and work with. The internet inspires and tempts. The internet is full of all that we need use, and all that keeps us down. It is a beautiful yet wicked thing. The internet lives in all of us, and passes through all our lives.

In short, The internet is God.

But like the life and world of God, the internet comes with it’s pitfalls of equality and pornography. These are the temptations of evil. The internet is the epic struggle of good against bad in it’s most bruttish and brutal terms. Will you spend your time online for the betterment of man, or will you do nothing but read the slow drool of the retarded devil and his distractions.

As Pope I call my followers forward. This internet is a clear cut struggle of forces. It is NOT neutral ground. Any claim of net neutrality is to be opposed. I am against any neutrality online. There is no one undecided on the battlefield. And in this realm of holy struggle the undecided, or “neutral” will be swept aside.

My Democratic opponents support this exact kind of folly. They want everything about the internet to be neutral. That is the devil’s work. Not the sweet creamy inspiration of the lord savior Jesus Christ. Pornography, Liberalism, Satanism, and Anarchy must be purged from this internets of Googlers. Go forth my followers and spread this message of war. We will burn the webs untill all the works of Satan are nothing more than wispy remnants like the career of Michael Richards.

Thus closes thine sermon of thee day.

*come see my additional blog at poperonpaul.wordpress.com!*

Rise Of The Pope

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Your Pope is here.

I Pope Ron Paul am stepping forward to take the reins of leadership out of the hands of the ignorant. I will bless you and keep you safe from the scary minds of Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani. Go forth my minions and tell the world of my coming!

As your Pope, I have decrees. Hear them.

1. I have excommunicated the Washington Monument. Good government doesn’t need monuments or Washington
2. Bring me your gold. In the future, gold is the only money, and its value will be regulated by a giant robot brain.
3. Do not fear the Hilary Clinton, for she is a woman, and women can’t be president. It is in the Bible.
4. There is no Pope but Pope Ron Paul. All other Popes are second to him.
5. I was a doctor, and I like candy. Therefore all doctors will forever and on eat candy.

Take these first decrees to heart. Spread my word and embrace my views. For lo, my followers embrace all that I say. My Paulies know the truth and they spread the word like true zealots of the faith. Do not stand in their way for you will be trampled. Do not deny their word for there is nothing but what is right. Do not question their faith for only their path is the chosen one.

Join my movement and rest your weary brain in my pool of easy thought. I know your troubles and woes. We will save this country one mind at a time. Come. Join your Pope and learn to think like all the rest of us.

Pope Ron Paul is here.