A Chronic Lack of Sleep

Don’t write such sappy simple poetry
The world deserves better
Than the shit you spout
Asshole to piehole

Are you stuck in a rut?
has the everyday lost its zing?
Where is this purpose
where is this drive?

Fake intellectualist
all pretension/no substance
Listen to the crickets chirp
the moonbeams electrify the air

God exists where you find it, love
hate death life, love
Listen to the wind blow
the stench and whispers

Build up your false God
Call it your bullshit
Words like an abortion
words to shock your heart

FEEL something damnit
the machine keeps beeping
heart keeps pumping
ticker keeps ticking

Fake fuck poet
just scream in pleasure
like you mean it
like you really meant it

Fake it till you make it
and one day all New York
all New York will be drenched
drenched in your second coming

Oh I really feel it this time
I really feel alive
beep beep metal heart beats
like a steel drum

So god damn phony!

Big headed mongrel
believe in yourself
God is inside you
What atheist

Sleep soundly now
Sleeps alone now
Oh ironic lovers
Lay with lambs now

Because tonight’s the night
Tonight’s the night



This way to Norway

In honor of the UN development program declaring Norway to be the most desirable place to live, I’ve compiled a collection of Scandinavian youtube videos for your viewing pleasure.



Mad Women

So if you haven’t watched AMC’s Mad Men yet, you are missing out on great television. Basically the show is about ad men that get drunk and sexually harass women, it’s great fun. The staff of Double X, aka Slate for Women, decided to drink like the Mad Men and see how that worked. The results were video-taped and are pretty great.



Republican Plan Is To Die, But Quicker This Time

Alan Grayson unveiled the Republican plan on Tuesday as: “1. Don’t get sick. 2. If you do get sick… 3. Die quickly”. After being condemned by the Republicans, he issue his ‘apology’ on Wednesday:

“Last night, I gave a speech and I’m not going to recount everything I said but after that speech, several Republicans asked me to apologize. I would like to apologize.

I would like to apologize and here’s why. According to this study, health insurance and mortality in adults which was published two weeks, 44,000 Americans die every year because they have no health insurance. 44,789 Americans die every year according to the Harvard study and you can see it by going to our website at grayson.house.gov.

That is 10 times more than the number of Americans who have died in Iraq and who died in 9/11. But that was just once. This is every single year. That’s right. Every single year.”

See Also: Be careful what you ask for, you might get it, Moore Award Nominee II, Apologizing to the Dead, Alan Grayson’s diarrhea of the mouth, Resolution Denouncing Alan Grayson (D) Coming?, High Road Located, and Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL) FTW!



Barack Obama’s Final Solution For Health Care

Barack Obama's Health Care Final Option

See Also: Mein Health, Beck Can’t – Or Won’t – Define the ‘White Culture’ He Says Obama Hates, Hey, Mama, I Done Self-Fulfilled A Prophecy!, Public Option’s Dead? Tracking Reaction, and Hewitt Award Nominee.

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