“I was joking just now on Twitter, but I really would be broken up if Jacko died. I don’t care if he raped kids. My inner African just can’t let go of Thriller.”
– Byron Crawford on the recent departure of Michael Jackson
Rest in peace brother, time for the ultimate dance party.
Nothing like a fake-suicide to cover up your espionage:
Two people asked a Pentagon official cooperating with prosecutors in an investigation into the American Israel Public Affairs Committee to fake his own death to avoid testifying against two pro-Israel lobbyists charged in the case, according to the Justice Department.
Pentagon analyst Lawrence Franklin pled guilty in October 2005 to participating in a conspiracy with AIPAC officials Steven Rosen and Keith Weissman to obtain and distribute classified information. The Justice Department dropped the case against Rosen and Weissman last month as a trial approached.
Remember kids: it’s treason and espionage, unless you do it for Israel.
See Also: Islamo-fascism, Judaeo-fascism, Bapto-fascism, and Why We Need More Bars, They Asked Him To Fake Suicide, AIPAC Case Witness Asked To Fake Suicide, Wag The Dog–Israel Threatens “Punishment” Against the US, and Why aren’t Jews outraged by Israeli occupation?
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2) Keith Olbermann – He makes Bill O’Reilly appear humble. Possibly worse than Hitler. In an unspoken competition with Neil Cavuto for the dumbest person to be given 60 minutes a day on a news channel.
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